Xero Equals No Limits...

Something intricated

2010-08-17T08:43:00.000-07:00

From the text, besides the word UNCERTAINTY being highlighted, KEEP THE PAIN is one of the core message delivered through the whole text. Yes, pain strikes, arises, and persists. After three long years, pain has never faded. However, all the doubts and fears stopped mainly because I had learned my lesson. Never to fight a war that I'll never win. But this does not indicate that I withdrew. I will sit back, and wait for the day when retaliation comes. Perhaps just like how the saying goes, ignorance is bliss. I will take whatever life throws in. For the worst came, and I am immune to the unjustly side of life. If I had a choice, I will backspace the last sentence in the text, as I've always been unappreciated. Period.

Police arrest anything!!

2010-03-30T23:14:00.000-07:00

They arrested a pig

Even rubbish bin also got wrong

Then now they arrested MCD cause they say the burger is not nice

Follow by they arrested Snow white for making false story about the fairy tales

Even spider men got arrested for climbing the building illegally

And superman flying illegally at red zone area.

The feel is back

2009-11-27T18:52:00.000-08:00

Suddenly i just got the feel to blog back. Went watching 2012 recently. It was quite a nice movie with some true facts that in real world most people only cares for themselves and money talks all.. but there are still some nice people out there haha.. i have been wondering where i would be during 2012 if its really come true? Is the situation same like what have been shown in the moive?? Will i be there holding the hand of my love one or i never get a chance anymore as everything was destroyed like in a few second.. how would i die??? Will there be some survivors that was saved by the impossible strong ship made in China..Hmmm.... curious about it... Maybe China is making the ship after this movie was shown or it had been done secretly.

I just watched this last night, i must say that this movie was nicely done. I like the story line of it. It mainly focus on love and romance where the girl is protected by two man from different clan and destiny that love her so much yet can't be with her as they don't wanna see her been hurt. There's one part in the story where the girl was lead to make choices, i hate it.... why cant we always have two of it instead of choosing one that may letting us to regret when looking back at another choice that we let go of or sometimes not. You should watch this movie yourself... rated 5/5 cant wait for Twilight 3 to be premiere...

Hiatus??don't think so

2009-11-24T16:58:00.000-08:00

Its final period for our semester, while everybody was having break from blogging i suddenly have the feeling to blog..... i gotta feeling wohooooooo...... hahaha... nothing much just about a story or process of how stressful my friend could be in the final exam.

The story goes like this: two of my frenz was studying for their FM subject which refer to F*** M*****. They have finish their FIS F*** I* School and FIB F*** I* Bed which is more easy wan. How could FM probably be easy??? look at the definition you will know. Maybe next time they will be sitting for their FO F*** Off subject. Ena concentrating looking at the slide on how to FM while jeff say "Damn it" how to FM o... so hard cant even reach it...

Going on Jeff was in a mess, he loss his mind and decided to give up while ena started going crazy why the lecture slide so little information, no way i know how to do FM... Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Grrrrrrrrrrrr

Finally they two gave up a decided to commit suicide together.... R.I.P my frenz... Ok done i agree it was quite lame ......lols

Something worthwhile reading after a long hiatus...

2009-09-12T05:31:00.000-07:00

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Always

2009-05-06T05:29:00.000-07:00

You'll always be a part of me
I'm part of you indefinitely
Girl don't you know you can't escape me
Darling cause you'll always be my baby
And well linger on
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
No way you'll never gonna shake me
Ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby

Just heard this song
Kinda miss listening to it
Thus posting its chorus
Though it sounds cheesy
Yet never fail me from singing along.
Nothing special
Just a random lil post.

How fast do you like it?

2009-04-16T06:29:00.000-07:00

Watched this...
It was awesome. :) Nice rides, nice movie...

Crowning canines...

2009-04-02T06:30:00.000-07:00

Its been quite some time since this blog has a proper post. Due to lacking of ideas to contribute to this very blog, only lyrics can fill in all the gap to avoid emptyness. Haha. Anddd... Due to some urge/ encouragement/ request, I finally decided to bring this dead blog alive again. Yeap. 2 weeks ago I went to the MKA Dog Competition held in Chung Hua Middle School No.1. Obviously, dogs are put under the limelight for this special occasion. Hereby are some adorable canines.

I'm taking my rest. Leave me alone.

Blurry pic.. Soree..

Aw. I'm an attention-grabber. Haha
I'm lacking of air. Let me breath!
Hmmm... What's all the fun over there?

Here's all the pictures taken. Didn't really take much cause of the crowd. And I'm kinda bored seeing Rottweilers & German Shepherds. Haha. No offence to all you Rottweilers & G. Shepherds owners out there. But its my self preference. To conclude, Abby is still the most adorable one. Hehe. Here is she...
Aww... Ain't she cute? Rite rite? Haha..

Anyways, I guess that's all for now. It might be a short post but its an update ok? Hehe... Til then. Have a nice day everyone. :)

It's a love story...

2009-03-14T03:01:00.000-07:00

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air

See the lights
See the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello, little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go, and I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while

'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don't go and I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh oh

I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring

And said, marry me Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you

Love Story - Taylor Swift

Gives You Hell

2009-03-11T05:03:00.000-07:00

I wake up every evening, with a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place

And your still probably working at a 9 to 5 pace
I wonder how bad that tastes

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell

Now where's your picket fence love
And where's that shiny car,
And did it ever get you far

You've never seem so tense love
I've never seen you fall so hard,
Do you know where you are?

And truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well, hope it gives you hell

Hope it gives you hell

Tomorrow you'll be thinking to yourself
Where'd it all go wrong, the list goes on and on

And truth be told I miss you
And truth be told I'm lying

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well, hope it gives you hell

Now you'll never see, what you've done to me
You can take back your memories they're no good to me
And here's all your lies,
You can look me in the eyes
With that sad sad look that you wear so well

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well
Then he's a fool, you're just as well, hope it gives you hell

When you see my face
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
Hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you hear this song and sing along, oh you'll never tell
Then you're the fool, I'm just as well
Hope it gives you hell
When you hear this song I hope that it will give you hell
And when you sing along I hope that it puts you through hell

AAR - Gives You Hell

You & You Only

2009-03-10T05:34:00.000-07:00

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
You're unlike any other
You'll always be my thunder
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another...

Randomness

2009-03-07T05:02:00.000-08:00

There's only...
1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you

It's only
1 way
2 say
3 words
That's what I'll do...

K le Fei been tagged!!! by potato

2009-02-19T22:15:00.000-08:00

A is a tough one

Rules:
It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag ten people.

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name : Alvin

2. A four Letter Word : Able

3. A boy's Name : Aaron

4. A girl's Name : Apple

5. An occupation : Ayam

6. A color : Apple green

7. Something you'll wear : A & F

8. A food : Apple pie

9. Something found in the bathroom: A condom

10. A place : Ameriica

11. A reason for being late : Accident

12. Something you'd shout : Arh Arh Arh...!!!

13. A movie title : Ape planet

14. Something you drink : Apple juice

15. An animal : ant

16. A street name : Allien workshop

17. A type of car : AE86

18. The title of a song : Ah le lu ya

2009-02-15T01:28:00.000-08:00

Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Is a different day...

Someone...

2009-02-10T07:14:00.001-08:00

someone
is very proud of you

someone
is thinking of you

someone
cares about you

someone
misses you

someone
wants to talk to you

someone
wants to be with you

someone
hopes you aren't in trouble

someone
is thankful for the support you have
provided

someone
wants to hold your hand

someone
hopes everything turns out all right

someone
wants you to be happy

someone
wants you to find them

someone
is celebrating your successes

someone
wants to give you a gift

someone
think you ARE a gift

someone
hopes you are not too cold, or too hot

someone
wants to hug you

someone
loves you

someone
wants to lavish you with small gifts

someone
admires your strength

someone
is thinking of you and smiling

someone
wants to be your shoulder to cry on

someone
wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun

someone
thinks the world of you

someone
wants to protect you

someone
would do anything for you

someone
wants to be forgiven

someone
is grateful for your forgiveness

someone
wants to laugh with you about old times

someone
remembers you and wishes you were there

someone
needs to know that your love is unconditional

somebody
values your advice

someone
wants to tell you how much they care

someone
wants to stay up watching old movies with
you

someone
wants to share their dreams with you

someone
wants to hold you in their arms

someone
wants YOU to hold them in your arms

someone
treasures your spirit

someone
wishes they could STOP time because of
you

someone
can't wait to see you

someone
wishes that things didn't have to change

someone
loves you for who you are

someone
loves the way you make them feel

someone
wants to be with you

someone
hears a song that reminds them of you

someone
wants you to know they are there for you

someone
is glad that you're their friend

someone
wants to be your friend

someone
stayed up all night thinking about you

someone
is alive because of you

someone
is wishing that you would notice them

someone
wants to get to know you better

someone
believes that you are their soul mate

someone
wants to be near you

someone
misses your guidance and advice

someone
values your guidance and advice

someone
has faith in you

someone
trusts you

someone
wants to be more than friends

someone
needs your support

someone
needs you to have faith in them

someone
needs you forever

someone
will read this eventually...

Coffee Bom!!!!!!!!

2009-02-07T01:58:00.000-08:00

New Coffee 6 in 1 arrive in Kuching.

Feels the warmest after drank it.. DARE to Get Bom???? Try coffee bom!!!!
So far Available at:

-Jaybee cafe ( Stutong)
-Cafe Bunda (Satok are near am bank)
-Lu Ka Gua Kopitiam (opposite Satt college)
-Old rex cucur udang coffee shop (near Satay house)
-Selera Fatima coffee shop (Satok Sunday market area)
-Kafe Di Satok (near Sunday market area)
-Haida cafe (near Sunday market area)
-Laila cafe ( somewhere Hajitaha road)
-Zaida corner (matang kubaria)
-Unishop mini market

Reasons...

2009-02-06T05:02:00.000-08:00

There's always a reason to everything. Similarly, here below are reasons why guys fall for girls. It's about time you guys find out what makes you fall in love with them. Still don't believe me? Read the facts stated...
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them

Secondhand Serenade's Second Single

2009-02-06T03:54:00.000-08:00

Waiting for your call, I'm sick, call I'm angry
call I'm desperate for your voice
Listening to the song we used to sing
In the car, do you remember
Butterfly, Early Summer
It's playing on repeat, Just like when we would meet
Like when we would meet

Cause I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight

Stripped and polished, I am new, I am fresh
I am feeling so ambitious, you and me, flesh to flesh
Cause every breath that you will take
when you are sitting next to me
will bring life into my deepest hopes, What's your fantasy?
(What's your, what's your, what's your...)

Cause I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight

And I'm tired of being all alone, and this solitary moment makes me want to come back home
(I know everything you wanted isn't anything you have)

Cause I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight

Cause I was born to tell you I love you
and I am torn to do what I have to, to make you mine
Stay with me tonight
(I know everything you wanted isn't anything you have)

Secondhand Serenade - Your Call

I Can Wait Forever...

2009-02-01T01:12:00.000-08:00

You look so beautiful today
When you're sitting there it's hard for me to look away
So I try to find the words that I could say
I know distance doesn't matter but you feel so far away

And I can't lie every time I leave my heart turns gray
And I want to come back home to see your face tonight
Cause I just can't take it

Another day without you with me
Is like a blade that cuts right through me
But I can wait, I can wait forever

When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone it won´t stop bleeding
But I can wait, I can wait forever

You look so beautiful today
It's like every time I turn around I see your face
The thing I miss the most is waking up next to you
When I look into your eyes, man I wish that I could stay

And I can't lie every time I leave my heart turns gray
And I want to come back home to see your face tonight
Cause I just can't take it

Another day without you with me
Is like a blade that cuts right through me
But I can wait, I can wait forever

When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone it won´t stop bleeding
But I can wait, I can wait, I can wait forever

I know it feels like forever
I guess that's just the price I gotta pay
But when I come back home to feel your touch makes it better
Until that day there's nothing else that I can do
And I just can't take it, I just can't take it

Another day without you with me
Is like a blade that cuts right through me
But I can wait, I can wait forever

When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone it won´t stop bleeding
But I can wait, I can wait, I can wait forever

I can wait forever
I can wait forever
I can wait forever
I can wait forever
I can wait forever

Simple Plan - I Can Wait Forever

Support Local Production...

2009-01-29T03:19:00.000-08:00

Estrella - Stay
Sound straight from the twilight
Has me up all night
I can't fall asleep 'cause I keep thinking of you
And I saw a shadow outside my window and it's you.

All my sorrows flew away
Hush, keep quiet, hear me say
I don't ever want you to go
Please stay
With the moonlight dancing free
And there's no one but you and me
There's no reason to go astray
Please stay.

Making up a story
It's the way you're looking at me
If you think that this is funny, it's just you.

Try and think about it,
If you're heart is closed don't lock it,
Keep your keys back in your pocket,
Think this through.

All my sorrows flew away
Hush, keep quiet, hear me say
I don't ever want you to go
Please stay
With the moonlight dancing free
And there's no one but you and me
There's no reason to go astray
Please stay.

Please stay with me
Just stay with me
and I will take you to Foreverland
Just stay.

Simply meaningful...

2009-01-27T22:55:00.000-08:00

I looked away
then I look back at you,
You tried to say
the things that you can't undo,
If I had my way
I'd never get over you,
Today's the day
I pray that we make it through.

Make it through the fall,
Make it through it all.

And I don't wanna fall to pieces
I just wanna sit and stare at you.
I don't wanna talk about it
And I don't want a conversation
I just wanna cry in front of you.
I don't wanna talk about it
'Cause I'm in love with you.

You're the only one
I'd be with till the end.
When I come undone
you bring me back again.
Back under the stars,
Back into your arms.

And I don't wanna fall to pieces
I just wanna sit and stare at you.
I don't wanna talk about it
And I don't want a conversation
I just wanna cry in front of you.
I don't wanna talk about it
'Cause I'm in love with you.

Wanna know who you are,
Wanna know where to start,
I wanna know what this means.

Wanna know how you feel,
Wanna know what is real.
I wanna know everything, everything.

I don't wanna fall to pieces
I just wanna sit and stare at you.
I don't wanna talk about it
And I don't want a conversation
I just wanna cry in front of you.
I don't wanna talk about it.

And I don't wanna fall to pieces
I just wanna sit and stare at you.
I don't wanna talk about it
And I don't want a conversation
I just wanna cry in front of you.
and I don't wanna talk about it
'Cause I'm in love with you.
I'm in love with you,
'Cause I'm in love with you.
I'm in love with you,
I'm in love with you.

Avril Lavigne - Fall To Pieces

Funny stall name!!!

2009-01-12T01:40:00.000-08:00

It was Sunday so i went to swim at Kasuma with my friend LCH. My mum scolded me crazy as it was raining heavily that day, she said even dogs doesnt want to go out from house but i still go swimming....Hehe i was crazy. The road outside my house flooded so i have to use the back road. I went off Kasuma around 3.30p.m when the rain turn small. p/s: actually i wanna cancel the swimming activity but my frenz LCH dare me by saying i scare cold. So final decision i went off to swim with him. He was abit crazy as he was half swimming half fishing at Kasuma. Too bad i didnt take any photo, u guys must be wondering how he do that. I will show u guy the picture if i have the chance to take it next time. Its was damn cold the moment we jumped into the pool even my daring friend LCH give up and complaint that it was cold, but we manage to keep ourselves warm by swimming few round. We headed to the newly open coffee shop near his house at Matang after swimming and we found that there are two weird stall over there.

Saadiah Kung Fu stall which sold Kue Teow Kung Fu

AND

Laksa Sarawak.com (is this cybercafe or coffee shop lols)

I took almost 45minute to reach Kuching after eating as Satok that road was flooded and there was a bloody hell long traffic jam.

p/s: Saw this big cicak at spring too..

Its was Cicakman 3

Can't keep my hands off the cookie jar...

2009-01-09T22:22:00.001-08:00

Counting down the days to CNY. Are you guys doing the same as well? Are you? Are you? Anyone? Haha...

PS: If I told you guys I baked the pineapple tarts, would you guys believe? :)
(I'm not gonna reveal the answer just because I wanna leave you all guessing. LOL)

Sometimes

2009-01-03T08:08:00.000-08:00

Sometimes
When you have a glimpse
You wish for a sight
Sometimes
When you own one
You demand for more
Sometimes
When you wish for nothing much
Yet you still end up empty handed
Sometimes
When you feel like giving up
But you end up hanging at both ends
Sometimes
When all hope seems to be gone
You feel like standing up again
Sometimes
You have to accept the fact
When you are left with no options
Sometimes
You are just merely there
When you don't know what step to take
Sometimes
You doubt what you do is right
Because the exact motive is uncertain
Sometimes
You feel so inferior
When all else are indeed more superior
Sometimes
You can't blame
Because you never made a move
Sometimes
You ought to leave yourself out
Because things are just not meant to be
Sometimes
You can't erase the memories
Because you wanna give yourself another chance
Sometimes
You just can't leave all the thoughts behind
Because they mean the world to you
I miss you...

Check out your name for a meaning!!!!

2009-01-02T05:58:00.000-08:00

For example: ALVIN

A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.

or FCUK

F Everyone loves you.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
K You like to try new things.

A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy..
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
Z You're always fighting with someone

Birdman grow older!!!

2008-12-31T19:11:00.000-08:00

Happy birdday to Birdman a.k.a Ben
May all your bird wish come true. Hope you have a bird blast on your birdday.

Fusion Excel in TV3 and Ntv7

2008-12-29T21:49:00.000-08:00

Scalar Energy in town with Fusion Excel!!!

2008-12-29T21:00:00.000-08:00

Fusion Excel HQ Opening Ceremony 8.08 PM 08.08.08 (1)

What an auspicious start! FE's new HQ at Lots 8230-8231, Jalan 222A Section 51A, Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia was officially opened with fireworks at 8 mins past 8 pm on the 8th month of 2008 to coincide with the opening ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Olympics! The timing was perfect and will always be remembered for years to come!

FE's new 18,000 square feet HQ comes with an impressive lobby with fountains and water features, a big and functional sales area, a big members lounge,a big seminar room, meeting rooms, large admin areas upstairs and warehouse and storage facilities.

There were 500 invited guests for the ceremony and ribbon cutting, including 80 VIPs from overseas. Everybody had a great time being entertained by a 3 piece Jazz Band and live telecast of the 2008 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony with free flow of sumptious food and drinks! Father of Thai Jazz Metawat Sapsanyakorn also entertain the crowd with his famous jazz music. Also at the event FE is proud to announce the sponsorship of a telemovie "The Legacy of A Lost Love" with film producer and actor James Wong Chee Keong. FE's Quantum Pendant will be written into the storyline and featured prominently in the movie. It was a night to be remembered!

Amongst the VIPs and Celebrities, local and overseas, gracing FE's Opening Ceremony are: Mrs Pattana Chuensiri (Thai Lion Club President), Rit Louecha (Thai Superstar), Aswin Banrungkit (Thai Superstar), Major Gen Khattiya "Sae-Dang", Don Chan (FE Thai Country Licensee), Surabadin Sombatchareon (Famous Thai DJ, Actor and Singer), Metawat Sapsanyakorn (Father of Thai Jazz), Prof Dr Vichit (FE Thai Medical Cosultant), Surachai Sombatcharoen(Famous Thai Country Singer), Sanphon Amatavanich (President Thai Rotary Club), Prof Dr Police General Darun Sotthbandhu PHD, Sombati Medhanee (Thai Superstar), Pol Major General Angkul, Mrs Pitchuda Plaivech (Thai Lion Club President), Manuel Monsour (FE's Filipino Spokesman and well known Movie Star), Judge Lorenzo (President Lighthouse Centre and Charter President Rotary Club Quezon City Nth, Philippines), James Wong Chee Keong (well known Malaysian Actor & Presenter), Frederick Lee Meng Chong (Actor and Model), Novel Lim Siew Theng (Former Miss Astro Chinese International 2006), Aenie Wong Sook Kuang (Former Miss Malaysia Asia Pacific).

FE would like to take this opportunity to thank all our Leaders for this VERY SUCCESSFUL EVENT! HIP HIP HOORAY!!

James Wong renowned Malaysia Actor is also attending

Father of Thai Jazz Metawat Sapsanyakorn

Quantum Pendant

FusionExcel’s Quantum Pendant is made from natural minerals that are fused and structurally bonded together at a molecular level. It produces scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield. The Quantum Pendant promotes positive flow of energy and helps to maintain energy balance. It helps to restore energy that has become weak in the body. By restoring the energy balance in the body this pendant helps one to maintain health and well-being.

Usage

Wear it on a chain or carry it in your pocket. The scalar energy from the pendant works outwardly and within the body. Out¬wardly scalar energy enhances the body’s biofield. Inwardly it works to facilitate cell permeability and thereby enhances the many physiological functions of the cells in the body.

What does it make of??
It was make of by 70 mineral based high-tech formulated energy, made from volcanic lava from Japan. Its is capable of emitting scalar energy instantly transforming bio-energy into our body to promote molecular activities of water molecules in body organs. Resulted in holistic healthcare functions the most natural way.

Health Benefits

Reduces inflammation
Promotes unclumping of cells
Enhances circulation
Enhances immune and endocrine systems
Has the ability to destroy viruses and bacteria
Enhances cellular nutrition and detoxification
Enhances cellular permeability
Increases energy
Helps to protect DNA from damage
Helps to retard the ageing process
Helps to fight cancer cells
Strengthens the body’s biofield preventing
electro-magnetic waves from affecting one’s health
Increases focus and concentration

Quantum Flask

Enhanced with Scalar Energy

FusionExcel’s Quantum Flasks is a Stainless Steel Flask enhanced with Scalar Energy. R & D studies shows that energy from the Quantum Flask is capable of restructuring water molecules into smaller clusters. The smaller clusters of water enhance the bio-availability of water in the body thus promoting the various physiological functions in the body complex.

Properties of energized water

Water energized by this flask carries subtle energy vibrations that enhance the body’s biofield. This is essential for one’s health and wellness.

This type of water has smaller water clusters and this makes water more bio-available. Hence the absorption of nutrients and detoxification at the most basic level is facilitated and enables water to carry its myriad of functions effectively.

Usage

Simply fill up the Quantum Flask with normal drinking water. After a few minutes the water will be energized and is ready for consumption. Water from the Quantum Flask can also be used to wash open wounds and infected parts of the skin. Water used in this manner helps to relieve pain and hastens the healing process.

Health Benefits

To increase energy
To promote unclumping of cells
To enhance circulation
To enhance immune and endocrine systems
To destroy viruses and bacteria
To enhance the cellular nutrition and detoxification
To enhance cellular permeability
To reduce inflammation
To protect the DNA from damage
To retard the ageing process
To strengthen the body's biofield preventing electro-magnetic waves from affecting one's health
To focus and concentrate better.

Enhanced with Scalar Energy

FusionExcel’s Quantum Bracelet is made from natural minerals that are fused and structurally bonded together at a molecular level. It produces scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s bio-electric field. The Quantum Bracelet promotes positive flow of energy and helps to maintain energy balance. It helps to restore energy that has become weak in the body. By restoring the energy balance in the body this pendant and bracelet help one to maintain health and well-being.
Usage

Wear it on your wrist or carry it in your pocket. The scalar energy from the bracelet works outwardly and within the body. Outwardly scalar energy enhances the body’s bio-electric field. Inwardly it works to facilitate cell permeability and thereby enhances the many physiological functions of the cells in the body.

Scalar Energy is known to

Reduces inflammation
Promotes unclumping of cells
Enhances circulation
Enhances immune and endocrine systems
Enhances cellular nutrition and detoxification
Enhances cellular permeability
Increases energy
Helps to protect DNA from damage
Helps to retard the ageing process
Strengthens the body’s biofield preventing
electro-magnetic waves from affecting one’s health
Better focus and concentration

Other benefits with Quantum product.

Reduce migraine headaches
Low metabolic rates
Regulates Hypertension or blood pressure
Arthritic, joint aches and pains
Aches and pains, like frozen shoulder
Keeps cells healthy, thus delaying ageing process
Retards growth of malignant or cancerous cells
Hair loss
Eyes, reduces cataracts
Diabetic conditions
Insomnia
Improve concentration
Improving recovery of stroke patients

Be clear that Quantum product will help improve not cure.
To see some of the testimonials from people that used Quantum product click here.
To see Quantum product strength test in Bangkok click here.
To see Quantum product balance test in Bangkok click here.
To see Quantum product flexibility test in Bangkok click here.
For more videos click here.
Anyone interested to know more please visit www.fusionexcel.com or drop me a message.

Scalar energy!!!

2008-12-29T20:53:00.000-08:00

The literature states that the scalar is created when two common electromagnetic waves come together from two different converging vectors or angles; where the energy vectors meet the equal frequencies cancel each other leaving a standing or stationary energy. The space the scalar occupies is not a vacuum but alive with checked and balanced energies. The literature describes that it can be created by electromagnetic generators or naturally when similar frequency waves in the environment meet from two different vectors. Therefore, small random scalar energies are always present in the environment.

I have discovered that when the Mind-Field™ is consciously focused, intent can direct electromagnetic frequencies to enter the body at opposite ends of a straight angle or line, i.e. front to back, up to down, right to left, placing scalar energy in the trunk, head and legs. I believe that the bioscalar is the sustained energy for healing that all successful healers create and direct. In the same way each of us can create the powerful resting bioscalar energy and by thought we can direct it to bodily areas and give it instruction to: eliminate pain, heal traumatized tissue, destroy disease and eliminate tumor growths. Certainly this is not a new thought to the healing arts, however the mechanism by which the mind creates and directs this energy is new and scientifically verifiable.

Beardon believed that the scalar energy resided in the nucleus of the atom. How profound! If this is true, the bioscalar energy is deeper than cells, molecules, genes, and the DNA. It is a source energy that directly influences all tissue. Beardon further states that the scalar energy is a repository for information. Probably when human thought and intent make major changes in bodily tissue it occurs by creating and informing the scalar energy at the most microscopic level – the nucleus of the atom.

After the energy starts pooling at the center of your body , this is where your intent takes over. Now consciously direct the energy to a location with information as to what it is to accomplish, such as: remove pain, clear trauma, destroy disease, rebuild degenerated tissue and absorb growths. You may change vectors to another plane. Depending on the severity of the health problem this procedure should be continued for 10 minutes to several hours.

When healing another person it is best to increase and stabilize your own electromagnetic field first, followed by visualizing or hands-on treatment using the same procedure as creating a scalar in yourself. It is better to create the scalar for another person while exhaling. Many excellent healers create this bioscalar energy automatically without awareness or realization that they have manipulated the structure of electromagnetic waves.

The scalar energy will increase in size up to a certain point if you continue creating it. When the internal pressure increases, the surface tension will lessen and the energy will expand in bodily tissue. Your intent can also start the expansion which continues until the energy is dissipated and returned to electromagnetism. You cannot store scalar energy indefinitely. If you need it you must re-create it. During the expansion phase the energy spreads out over molecules, cells, organs and systems. This is when healing takes place. Remember that the scalar energy is force by expansion. The human mind instructs it in its direction and its focus.

How Does the Scalar Heal?

1) Improving circulation.

Research in 1950 at the Max Planck Institute in Germany found that when a mechanically created scalar wave was introduced into a petrie dish containing living cells, the cells separated, lost their clumping and became more active within the fluid medium. This is a significant finding. All disease, injury or degeneration is accompanied by swelling and stasis in blood and lymphatic circulation. The body’s healing substances are then immobilized. Apparently the expansion aspect of the scalar energy improves circulation by removing the pressures. We have found that the scalar energy remarkably reduces swelling. I doubt that this occurs from ionization of fluids because the zero-frequency of the scalar is not ionized.

2) Improving chemistry.

Puharich found improvement in the immune and endocrine systems from in vitro study of scalars. Rein did extensive biological studies using the Teslar watch. Lymphocytes exposed to the Teslar watch scalars increased proliferation by 75% compared to the same watch without a scalar coil. Using other scalar generators he discovered a modulation of basic biochemical communication between nerve cells. Byrd also showed scalar energy increased the strength of low-level EEG frequencies. Rein found individual differences in biological responses to both electromagnetic fields and scalar energy. Our research has shown that the individual’s signature pattern of the electromagnetic field, probably the coherency of the individual’s field, predicts the responsiveness to both energies. Furthermore, Rein questioned how much effect on biotissue could be uniquely attributed to the scalar wave since it exists in a larger electromagnetic field.

100 makes perfect....

2008-12-29T05:13:00.000-08:00

Gonna add this to my current collection if I can get it. (In Kuching). But its more costly compared to other Absoluts. However, that won't stop me from getting it. Whee~~

Right Now (Na Na Na)

2008-12-11T22:08:00.001-08:00

I'm so into this song. Keeps winding in my head. Haha...

Humour Attack

2008-12-11T21:24:00.000-08:00

Wife : Why do you always carry my photo in your handbag to the office?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

Sequences

2008-12-10T06:59:00.000-08:00

Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now for After the marriage, read the conversations from the bottom to the top. :)

A woman's thinking...

2008-12-09T08:01:00.000-08:00

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit so she asked her son to use his own phone to pass an urgent message to daddy who is at work site.

After the son had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone but the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile phone yet it was still the woman picking up.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work site, immediately when she saw him, she gave him a very hot tight slap. While the hubby was trying to ask why the slap? She repeated the slap, people from the neighborhood rushed around to know what is happening.

The man asked the son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, the son said "The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later".

Confessions

2008-12-08T06:52:00.000-08:00

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned"

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes; father."

Priest: "Like this?(as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"

Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her"you know
where")

Girl: "YES FATHER ;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"

Priest: "(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call him a son of a
bitch"

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!

Priest: "SHIT! THAT SON OF A bitch!!!

Toilet manners...

2008-12-08T06:45:00.000-08:00

During one of the daily classes, a teacher was trying to teach her students good manners by asking them the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...

Dedicated to Vin & Von

2008-12-05T04:25:00.000-08:00

Here's how it goes. Alvin apparently is a Virgo and Yvonne is a Gemini. So here's what u guys are asking for... Let's start with Virgo.

*VIRGO - The compassionate & caring

Fussy & narrow-minded
Confident, successful & creative
The one available when you need companionship the most
Tend to have faith in others
Kind-hearted
Tend to become victims in relationships
Prefers to love & be loved in return

Ok now Gemini...

*GEMINI - The one who prefers to explore a little bit abou everything
Talented
Thirsty for knowledge & experience
Curious & mischievous
Tend to look for partner who can keep up with them mentally & physically
Lead unique & unusual lives
Appear mysterious & often get misunderstood
Good in money-making (but also spends a lot)

Ok I think I've made my point and my promise. U guys can refer to these but I can't assure that it's practically true. Anyways, I hope u guys meet your points. Haha. Enjoy...

Rediscovered

2008-12-02T17:56:00.001-08:00

Well I was so bored that I randomly read anonymous blogs. No harm done right? Boredom strikes me again... Anyways, here's what I've found out. Apparently, most of the descriptions were so right about me. I was like wth when I was reading. Well I highlighted the parts which I think describes me most precisely. Lol. Here it goes...
(p.s: for those who know me well, you guys will agree with me) :)

*CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter Patient and wise.

Practical and rigid.
Ambitious.
Tends to be good-looking.
Humorous and funny.
Can be a bit shy and reserved.
Often pessimists.
Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times.
Hold grudges.
Like competition.
Get what they want.

How does it feel

2008-12-02T04:16:00.000-08:00

How does it feel
To have a burden held upon you
How does it feel
To have all eyes staring mad at you
How does it feel
To have all the blame put on you
How does it feel
When you feel like you've done something you think you've done right
but end up screwing yourself
How does it feel
To hear those insulting words
How does it feel
To feel different
How does it feel
To have a different life compared to your surrounding life?
How does it feel
To get use to a life like that
How does it feel
To not ask for anything more
How does it feel
To be looked down upon
How does it feel
To be inferior
How does it feel
To be me...

Counting down the days

2008-12-01T06:15:00.000-08:00

Me in Xmas moooood... Hmm... Feeling the christmas atmosphere all around. Christmas songs playing in every shopping malls. Ornaments and huge Xmas trees around. All these signifies the season to celebrate is just around the corner. In the blink of an eye, 2008 is coming to an end. Sigh~~ A big portion of the year have passed and yet I have no achievements or improvements. Maybe I expect too much but life is so stagnent for me. I don't know. I should find something to preoccupy my life. Anyways, I won't be home for Christmas. Sad. However, I'm glad that exams are so over and I get to enjoy idling, doing whatever I desire and go window shopping. Haha. Anyways, have a great holiday everyone. Don't frust. Don't sigh. Don't be sad. It's a holiday season. Right? Right? Yea. That's about it. Me signing out. "Drop dead". Lol.

Thailand Model Search 2009!!!!

2008-11-28T17:22:00.000-08:00

For those who interested please download the form from www.thailandmodelsearch.com
If you are selected for the model search you will enjoy a free air ticket to have holiday in Thailand.
5 star hotel near the beach is also provided for 7days 6 nights. The top 3 model will be able to get 10 thousand cash prize. All you have to do is download the form, fill the from, attach your photo in it. If you meet the criteria, tickets to Thailand will be send to your home address.

Criteria for the search:
1. Must be extremely hot & spicy
2. Must have slim boy (etc 40,78,90 from top to bottom)
3.Must be able to suite yourself in bikini or Hawaii style dressing
4.Must have natural post for the photo taking shots
5.Must have brown or dark skins
5.Above 18.
6. With agreement from your parents to during convert time

Below are the example of the criteria. Please download the form from the website provided above if you are interested and think that you have meet those criteria.

Hide n Seek model search

We rock your world

Don't you wish your boyfriend was hot like me

Can you smell my armpits????

We twisted our arms

Muackzzzz

Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Twilight zone

2008-11-27T07:39:00.000-08:00

When you can live forever, what do you live for?

Why is everyone so into this? Haha all I know is that I kinda like the song Decode by Paramore from the OST. However, since everyone draw my attention towards this movie, I'm looking forward to watch it. Off to Star Cineplex anyone?

Payment from occupex!!!

2008-11-26T05:04:00.000-08:00

I have receive payment from Occupex!! This is the payment proof to show that it do pay me towards paypal. So join now and lets earn money together by just viewing the ads for 30 seconds. Its doesn't require any money invest and skills just click and wait for 30 sec and earned.

PTC sites!!!

2008-11-22T20:21:00.000-08:00

PTC (Paid to Click) sites are probably the EASIEST way to earn some CASH on the internet; you don't need to have any experience selling products. Your only task is to click and view advertisements for 30 seconds. Although it will not make you get rich overnight, you will earn some extra cash when you stay with these programs.

The process is easy! You simply click a link provided at a ptc sites and view the website for 30 seconds to earn money. You can earn even more by referring friends. You'll get paid $0.01 for each website you personally view and $0.01 for each website your referrals view. Payment requests can be made every day and are processed through PayPal or alertpay(depends on site.) The minimum payout u need to look for must range around $1 to $2 . (its easier to reach)

Earnings Example in USD
» You click 10 ads per day = $0.10
» 20 referrals click 10 ads per day = $2.00
» Your daily earnings = $2.10
» Your weekly earnings = $14.70
» Your monthly earnings = $63.00

The above example is based only on 20 referrals and 10 daily clicks. Some days you will have more clicks available, some days you will have less. What if you had more referrals? What if there were more ads available?

1.) Create a new dedicated email account. You may use GMAIL or HOTMAIL or YAHOO (Most programs accepts GMAIL)

2.) Create a Paypal or an AlertPay account, the best ways to receive payments.

Click here to create an account with paypal.

PayPal is the safer, easier way to pay and get paid online. The service allows anyone to pay in any way they prefer, including through credit cards, bank accounts, buyer credit or account balances, without sharing financial information.

Click here to create an account with alertpay.

Alertpay is an internet payment service allowing you to send and receive money online securely and quickly.

3.) Join several Trusted and proven PTC sites

4.) Click /read ads for 30 seconds.

5.) Refer to others using your own referral links and get referrals as many as you can.

6.) HAVE PATIENCE clicking ads, completing offers and promoting your referrals links.

You can start by joining the two ptc site by clicking on the banner.
This two are paying sites which have good reputation and payment proof, the most important is they have low payout which is easily reach.

Earnings: clicks are $0.01.
Ads: 9+ ads daily
Payment: Minimum Payout $1 to PayPal/Alertpay

Earnings: Clicks are one cent. 50% referral commissions.
Ads: 5+ ads daily
Payment: Pays via PayPal/Alertpay. $2 minimum payout.
Comments: Lots of payment proofs in the Net. Fastest paying PTC!!! Have good sites reputation

Earnings: clicks are $0.01.
Ads: 7+ ads daily
Payment: Minimum Payout $2 to PayPal/Alertpay

Notes: There are many PTC outside there which are scam sites.

Things to consider before joining those sites.

1.) SUSTAINABILITY
- Sustainability refers to the ability of a site to generate enough income from the sale of each advertisement to pay the amount it is promising to pay its members. So if a site offers more than 2 cents for each ads visit then forget it, this site will disappear soon. Advertisers prefer a much cheaper way to advertise and as a result, high paying programs will only have few clients. Never invest money in those sites.

2.) Terms Of Service
- Never join a program that doesn't have a well written TOS. Please read it carefully as some program owners might trick you.

3.) Contact/ forums
- Contact Us link gives the website a good chance of being legitimate. Try to contact the admin. Ask them about their program and how YOU can benefit from it. Communication is always important with these type of business.

4.) Proof Of Payments
- a sign that they already paid their members before. (Mostly can be found in the site forum)

5.) Minimum amount/Payout
- if the min payout is extremely high (let's say $1000) then it's obviously a scam. ( choose those which range from USD 1 to USD 5)

Spread the Luck

2008-11-22T07:00:00.001-08:00

Yea that's right. Luck is what everyone need next week & the week after. GOOD LUCK to every Swinburnians who are taking finals!!! Yea, applies to me too. I need luck badly. Wish me luck too.
:)

Level Xero's Virginity

2008-11-15T07:13:00.000-08:00

U all must be wondering what the hell is all this about. Lol. Actually Level Xero just got tagged. So, since this is the very first tag, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna give away Level Xero's virginity. LOL.
Cut the crap. Let's roll..

1) What is the relationship of you and him/her?
Just friends. Maybe merely friends?

2) Your 5 impression towards him/her.
Hmm.. Sweet? Smiles a lot? Cheerful? Friendly? Lovely?

3) The most memorable thing he/she had done for you
None

4) The most memorable thing he/she have said to you.
I don't think she said anything memorable to me.

5) If he/she becomes your lover, you will...
I'll never love another. And definitely treat her better than her ex.

6) If he/she becomes your enemy, you will...
I won't hate her anyway...

7) If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on...
Errr I don't know. We barely know each other...

8) If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is...
No idea.

9) The most desirable thing to do on him/her is?
Hold her hands?

10) The overall impression of him/her is?
She's unlike any other.

11) How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
Most think I think too negatively? Some think that I'm emo?

12) The character of you like for yourself is?
Being kinda decisive?

13) On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
Tend to think too much? And being pessimistic?

14) The most ideal person that you wanna be is?
My better self...

15) For the people who cares about and likes you, say something about them.
Thank you

I'm done right here. I'm so good that I'm not tagging anyone. Haha.

Payment form Mylot!!!!

2008-11-15T01:15:00.000-08:00

This is the payment proof from mylot to show you guys that mylot do pay me and its not a scam sites. I got USD 12.19 = RM44.10. Althought it may looks little to you but i invested 0 to earn this online. Mylot is a great site to join!!! It really pays!!! Mylot is a forum that pays you according to your participation. The more you participate the more you earn and there is no limited on how much you earn, all earning are depends on yourself.You can discuss anything you like there with your friends and get paid!!!
Join Mylot and start making money together!!!
Want to know more information about mylot???? Click here.

Confusing Chinese Names..

2008-11-15T01:13:00.000-08:00

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone) ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?

Caller: @#$... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! What is your name?

Operator: I am Saw Lee (sorry)!
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

Music Expression

2008-11-14T20:15:00.000-08:00

Apparently, I've been listening to songs for these couple of weeks. I mean seriously listen to. What songs you might wonder. Fyi, life's been so dead for me. Exams coming up in a fortnight and plenty of thoughts strike me as well. Not really in the study mood cause of some personal emotions. I know I've been "emo" according to you guys. But I really can't help not getting emo. It's not what I ask for, it's what I'm going through. I'm not trying to say or prove anything. I just wanna say that music is my best companion while helping me get through all these hard times. Been browsing through my playlist and found songs that suit and soothe my sore mood.

Thunder - Boys Like Girls
Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade
All Good Things (Come to an end) - Nelly Furtado
Don't Dream It's Over - Six Pence Non The Richer
7 Things - Miley Cyrus
I Don't Love You - My Chemical Romance
Crush - David Archuleta
The Reason - Hoobastank
Over - Lindsay Lohan
I Still - Backstreet Boys
Warning Sign - Coldplay
True - Ryan Cabrera
When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne
All You Wanted - Michelle Branch
Lost - Michael Buble
Untitled - Simple Plan
You - Point Break

Well, these are my remedy for the moment. I'm not promoting these tracks. But if you wanna give them a listen. Go ahead...

Current Addiction

2008-11-11T04:53:00.000-08:00

Been stucked to Ryan Cabrera's I Will Remember You lately.. The song is so catchy & addictive. It keeps playing back in my ears. U guys should really check it out. The lyrics are quite meaningful too...

There's so much I could say but words get in the way~~~

Fantasy n Avant Garde Design Product

2008-11-11T01:02:00.001-08:00

This was the recent show for fashion at Kuching. The theme was Malaysia Trend show 2009, this show was more about the color and its showing the next year fashion color for make-up.

Hairstylist Hui Wei prepare his model.

Hairstylist Donny with his final product

Hairstylist Hui Wei with his final product

Both of the model

Make up artist Johnny

Donny model on show

Hui Wei model on show

The models of the shows.

Steven Sunny and Desmond Yoi
Malaysia top 10 make up artist.

Quoted by (k Le fei) Alvin

Meet Gaydric!!!

2008-11-11T00:42:00.000-08:00

Godric a.ka. Gaydric is one of the friend of levelxero. In order to prove that why we name him Gaydric we have found some proof.

I am Gaydric

Don't believe I am gay???

I compare my leg hair (most hairy wan) with (k le fei) Alvin (leg with no hair) when i am boring in Law class.

I was too bored that i play with myself when (k le fei) Alvin ignore me, now you know why i am Gay lols. Hehe
Quoted (k le fei) Alvin

Hot chicks spotted!!!!

2008-11-11T00:27:00.000-08:00

The Hot Chicks will blow away your minds man!!!! They are fcking Hot!!!

I must say see them at your own risk!!!!

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ok lah. If you want to see show u lah.

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Check me out..

I am so hot..

Am i shining enough for you???

I am stronger than men..

Wtf are you looking at???

My funny underwear have won me a trophy..

Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Livin' it the VIP style!

2008-11-08T20:09:00.000-08:00

What is VIP Style? We guess you will pronoun as vee-eye-pee, if so you are making a big mistake. VIP should be pronoun as ‘vip’ (in sound like whip) or in japanese - bippu (ビップ). There are many misconceptions about VIP which have origin from the spread of the style into Western where most people do not understand that it isn’t just a style, but also a culture.

In Japan, VIP car had been a hot trend and is common at the urban area. People might bear in mind that VIP Style car should be within the luxury and elegance sedans like Toyota Celsior, Crown, Aristo, Majesta while Nissan we have President, Cima and Gloria. Then, VIP stylers take this platform and loaded with massiveauto kit, using air suspensions that could drive the car as low as they could. Besides, they also stretched the tires beyond the limits to fit on oversized wheels. Extreme offset are used so that the wheel lips kiss the fender.

In regards of VIP Style car, the aspect is different as many k-car, wagon, mpv, miniban and other owners began to get themselves influenced in bippu style (ビップスタイル). Cryptically, what makes a car ‘VIP’ is the car itself. It is no longer limit for traditional types of sedan such as the Crown. Many of crowds often doubted when they define what supposed to categorize in VIP. A Lexus? Camry? Accord? Or Daihatsu Move? Suzuki Swift? Toyota Wish? Honda Fit? Are they VIP cars? The answer is YES. No matter what car you own or see, they could possibly become one of the VIP Family cars. It is not just the car but the way of life.

VIP is a culture that merged with an odd of Yakuza element/Mafioso-influenced, it eliminates strength and fear. Thus, it creates the car VIP.

Interior
- Supple Leathers
- Lounge Seat Cover
- Front Table
- Luxury Italvolanti Steering
- Inner Lighting System
- Premium Shift Boots/Gear Knob
- Luxury Pedals
- Hane (Feather)
- Crystal Rear View Mirror
- Crystal Doorlock Knob
- Floor Mat
- Dash Mat
- Fusa
- Crystal Ash Bottle
- Audio System
- Auto TV System
- Polished wood
- Curtain
- Pillow

Exterior
- Bonnet Mascot/Badge/Ornament Hood
- Deepdish Rims
- Exhaust Sytem/Twin Pipe/Crystal Rouge
- Massive Auto Kit
- Chrome Lining
- Crystal Number Plate Emblem
- Billet Grille
- Devil Head Cover
- Devil Wing
- Crystal Emblem
- Jewel Wheel Nut
- Jewel Valve Cap
- Luxury Lighting
- Low Form

Check this out!!

2008-11-06T01:35:00.000-08:00

After Obama win his election campaign and becoming the next US president he decided to come out with his own first ever album with song and dance to promote himself in US. Please support his album. I found his album mtv in youtube hope you guys like it. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Obama feat. Clinton featuring you "umbrella".

Bboy Obama Crew VS Bboy Mccain Crew

Obama with friends featuring "Yes We Can".

New marketing way to promote a product..

2008-11-05T05:16:00.000-08:00

1.Get an apple product laptop

2.Promoting apple product using espresso

3. Every office needs this.

4.How Mozilla Firefox promote that its better than internet explorer

5.Promoting new government policy

6.Promoting save space carpark

7.New Toyota car model that doesn't needs oil consumption

8.New way to promote Heroin and Cocaine

9.How Nokia promote its brand new 8800

10.This is how recent Olympics been promote.

11.This is how Peugeot's car brand promote its brand name.

12.This is how Durex promote that its brand is the safest condom.

13.Use it or get married for what you have done.

14.This is the new way to promote a mouse where it can also been keep as pet.

15.Promoting the ways to make woman save money.

Do drop some comment on which way of promoting a product that you like with the number.

Congratulation to Obama US New President!!!

2008-11-05T03:12:00.000-08:00

After a long fight between Obama and Mccain finally Obama make his history and become the US next president. This was the story behind them.

Obama

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Mccain

Mccain bring his army to fight with Obama

Meanwhile Obama is still enjoying on Hawaii cause he knew that he is not going to loss that easy.

The reason is because he says that he was superman

No one believe him and questioning on his abilities and why he will be the next President..

He can't stand with the fact of people not believe him anymore and he finally review his superman identity.

And defeated Mccain in the President election by becoming the US next President.

"Damn" Maccain said, i should have know that he is superman.

Finally Mccain have no choice but to accept his loss and congrats Obama for his winning.

Bush have no choice too as the ex President but to step out and comfort Mccain for his loss.

Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Please take notes that the story above is made up just for entertaining purpose and with no intention to offenses any parties related.

Positive thinking and Laughter...

2008-11-03T17:01:00.000-08:00

Living a life of positive thinking and laughter is bound to have you feeling happier and more successful thought out your day-to-day routine. In fact, people who make positive thinking and laughter a key goal in their lives tend to experience more daily success and happiness. Instead of making a bad situation worse, a sense of humor can help you overcome any negative emotions and get you in the frame of mind to solve whatever problem is at hand. To start with you need to develop your "Happy Habits" to change the way you look at things in your life. Its is also important to keep realistic view about things happen.

Tips to maintain a Prostitute lols (Positive Attitude):

Think of solutions: Don't think of problem, think of solutions instead.
Make yourself laugh: Watch some comedies or read a funny story. Maybe drop by at levelxero.

Lift your mood with music: Listen to music that relaxes you or uplift you like the song sing by Westlife "You raise me up"

Inform yourself: Read inspirational books or anything else that inspires you but not 18SX book.

Do good for others as well as yourself: Make at least one person to be happy in a day. Help those people with problems make them happy and you will be happy too.

Share other people's joy: Be happy for others and don't envy and jealous their happiness.

Don't be sad seeing someone in a relationship where you are still single.

Surround yourself with Happy people: You have done this if you have always follow levelxero blog.

Give yourself credit: Focus on your accomplishments and don't dwell on the things your didn't accomplish.

Laughter is just what a doctor want to ordered: You have probably heard the saying: " Laughter is the best medicine". It's true in many ways, laughing is said to help strengthen and protect the heart; improve blood flow through the blood vessels; and fight problems that the body encounters because of stress. So start laughing out now and have a healthy body.

India Oil!!!!

2008-11-03T04:30:00.000-08:00

For your concern, the main owner of levelxero is back from India. He have found cure to cure his D*CK problem with the India oil above. This post is made for those levelxero readers who are still confuse (evon) about what India oil is. According to Ben a.k.a main owner of levelxero, this Indian head oil brand is very miracle, his D*CK problem is cure by just applying this oil to his D*CK one time. Thanks for those who play hard for him. He would be very grateful for your concern. For more information about this India oil please log on to www.alibaba.com.
Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Unhappy Birdday!!!!

2008-11-02T17:54:00.001-08:00

Levelxero wishes Yen Ru
an unhappy birdday but
a Happy Birthday!!!
May all your wish come true and hope you enjoy your birthday
with "Ronaldo" lols.. Haha

Short, simple & straight to the point

2008-11-02T03:19:00.000-08:00

Who says Malaysians don't own a command of English? In fact, we keep it short, simple and we are straight to the point. Don't believe me? See for yourself...

When giving a customer bad news...
Britains: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No stock.

Returning a call...
Britains: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

Asking someone to make way...
Britains: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysian: S-kew me.

When someone offers to pay...
Britains: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No need lah.

When asking for permission...
Britains: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing at the door) can ar?

When entertaining...
Britains: Please make yourself at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy lah!

When doubting someone...
Britains: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

When declining an offer...
Britains: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want lah.

In disagreeing on a topic of discussion...
Britains: Err, Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from. but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad ah?

When asking someone to lower their voice...
Britains: Excuse me, but could you please lower down your voice. I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

When asking someone if he/she knows you...
Britains: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: What are you looking at?

When assessing a tight situation...
Britains: We seem to be a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die loh!!

When trying to find out what had happened...
Britains: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happen why like that?

When someone did something wrong...
Britains: This isn't the way to do it, here let show you.
Malaysians: Like this also don't know how to do!!

When one is angry...
Britains: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Fuck off!

Malaysia first Martial Arts Movies Produce!!!

2008-11-01T22:19:00.000-07:00

The movies name Kinta 1881 was Malaysia first ever Martial Arts movie produced. Its was star by 3 Wushu player from Malaysia Wushu team that is Michael (a wushu exponent, artist and also bboy), Robin( wushu exponent,World ranking number 2 in Nanquan taolu) and Jun Fei(wushu exponent) . For more information about the movies click here. Have a look on its trailer.

Present you "Kinta 1881"

Beside that the new movies entitled Wushu is going on its way on air soon.
This film is star by Sammo Hung and its not made in Malaysia, this is different movie but related to Wushu.
Want to know about Wushu?? Click here

Plot:Wushu tells the story of Li Er - a talented teenage sanda fighter (Chinese kickboxing) who falls in love with a beautiful girl training in wushu (a martial arts form practiced by international action star, Jet Li). In order to woo her, Li Er goes against his coach’s desire to make him the provincial sanda champion, and takes up wushu instead. Li Er struggles with losing his sanda champion status to becoming a no body in wushu competition, while at the same time he tries to get his girl to notice him and not getting kicked out of school for his poor marks.

Wushu trailer 1

Wushu trailer 2
Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Urgent!!!

2008-11-01T06:43:00.000-07:00

I think most of levelxero readers would think that why is this (k le fei) Alvin post more than the main owner Ben. This is because Ben is going back to his own country India due to some D*CK sickness. He was unable to write properly due to the pain in his D*CK. I would like to apologies on behalf of him as he would be back and posting for you guy soon.

Ben ( main owner), He is apologizing...
Lets us put our hand together and play hard that his D*CK sickness would cure soon. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Best part to be "OKU" in Swinburne..

2008-11-01T05:16:00.000-07:00

Finally, after being "OKU" for quite some time i found some privileges for myself. Swinburne student are always offered with different privileges from 10% discount eating at Gamelan (Indonesia cafe), discount card for buying bread&cake from Taka cake house and so on. I never get to use those privileges till one day i finally come to see a future for being temporarily "OKU" in Swinburne. The privileges i mean was the car park. Car park seems to be most important thing for Swinburne student. Even car park building was build, no people would like to park there, as first: the car park is very narrow ( many people get their rims and car park wall scratch), second: the lift at the car park is always spoil ( sometimes level 3 lift can't be use sometimes can, and don't be surprise if one day you drive up to level 5 to park your car and you found out that the lift is out of function where you have to walk down and up using the stairs, I experience it before, can you imagine how tough it is for "OKU" people to go through this??), third: Its freaking far (for some people, parking at the car park is quite near to their class but for me, Its freaking far cause i m "OKU" i walk like a tortoise), fourth: Its time consuming (Sometimes we wake up late and we need to rush to our class so parking at the car park isn't a wise idea as we need to drive up one by one floor, most of the time we will see some slot to park only at level 4 to 5). Luckily, Swinburne consider of people like me and they prepare a special parking for "OKU" people. I no need to worry about my parking space anymore.

What a big space of parking slot. I know you cant have this. Pity you guys.
Sadly i not gonna enjoy this privileges soon as i am only a temporary "OKU" people. Haha
Maybe i can still cheat them by acting as one "OKU" as i am getting use to be walking "up and down" and "side side" a bit like drifting lols. If i was to success in cheating them i am sure i will see many fake"OKU" in Swinburne haha..This might be a solution for your parking problem when you are late. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Durex range..

2008-10-24T21:27:00.000-07:00

People under 18SX is not allow to read this post, please kindly proceed to the next post by closing your eye.

Durability
reliability
excellence

Durex have been awarded the world most highest quality in producing condoms. In fact, Durex have been awarded this title after beating the rest of condom brands. Do you know that before Durex condoms have been sold out they have been tested for their tensile STRENGTH, burst CAPACITY and holes in ACCORDANCE with the internationals standard for condoms. I never know that its so hard to produce a condoms. Haha.. Because of this its enable most people to "play safe" and free from sickness.
What amuse me was the range for the Durex condom products.

What does it means by extra safe?? Double layer??
Its call extra safe cause its a premium condoms ( i never know that we do have premium condoms too, maybe this is for only rich people to use lols.) Extra safe provide thicker and extra lubricated and its the most popular among the Durex range. There is also an economic pack for extra safe as more people demand for it. Maybe value pack next time?? Buy 3 free 1.

Form its packaging, I thought that it was feather condoms???
No, no and no.... Fetherlite means that its easy-on-shape for a better feel and shape ( soft just like a feather) This is the thinnest condoms in the Durex range and its thin so that male can get greater sensitivity.

What a wicked condoms "love"
This condoms have non-spermicidal for a natural feelings. Most teenager bought this product.

"Together condom"
You are only allow to use this as you really wanna be together with your love ones forever.

Close fit condom is for a fit person to use lols .
This condoms provide a tighter fit for extra "confidence". Even condoms can make us feel more confidence. Those male who are lack of confidence please do wear this condom wherever you go to boost your confidence. Wear it to presentation if you don't have confidence when presenting hahaha...

Comfort condom is for people who have a LARGER "brother" to use. Mostly it would be more popular over western country as western people have bigger and longer brother than Asian people .

Don't you think that this packaging looks like Dunhill menthol 20's box?? Maybe Dunhill would produce condoms next time when smoking is ban over the world. Tingle condom is for special people as this condoms is coated with a special lubricant which creates a gentle tingling sensation. I don't know what thing so special la never use ma. Still kids..

Pleasuremax condom is for people who wanted to maximize their stimulation "behold the mighty power of S**. Using this condoms people will feel very high like flying in the sky hahaha..

"Pork ribs" ribbed condom
This condoms are uniquely positioned ribs designed for greater sensation during love making.

Sensation condoms uses is for a greater female stimulation not male. So I don't think this would be a very popular product for male.

This packaging make it looks like sweet. Please take extra precaution with your children whenever your children under 18 walked pass this Select condoms they might ended up chewing this condoms. Yum yum...Its taste like orange. There is also a strawberry flavor sweet . For male who love fruit this would be their favorite condoms. I pity their wife as they might have "sister" smell like orange, strawberry or even durian lols... Can't imagine it.

Dunhill light opps.... see wrong haha should be play mix condoms. This condoms is only use when you play mix maybe human with animal, dog with cat, white with black and so on lols.. Play mix is created for a exciting selection of condoms for male to choose as for some male they tends to get tired of using same condoms and they don't have any idea on what condoms to use. They can try this play mix, different type of condoms was in it so you wouldn't know what kind of condoms you might bought. Hope the supermarket doesn't placed this play mix condom in wrong section as there are product like party mix for chocolate and so on. They might get mixed up. Hope reader of levelxero gain some knowledge for the condoms and make good use of it and wait till the right time to use it. Free your life from aids, you make a different. Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

Bra HAS many Uses...

2008-10-23T01:56:00.000-07:00

Japan is always a leading nation in technology. Most Japanese people are smart, innovative and talented. We can always see the talent of the Japanese in Japanese talent show while for smart we can just simply compare their cell phone technology with our country. I have a Japanese friends where i meet through my sports competition. He told me that he owned a 3G phone a year plus when Malaysia is just about to introduce 3G phone.. This post would show you how innovative that the Japanese is. For Malaysia the purpose of bra is just to protect womans breast and act as a cloth, meanwhile Japanese have use their innovative to make bra into many uses.

That have invented this warming bra for winter season

Triumph is quite a famous company in producing branded bra in bra industry.
In order to defend its name they invented the new bra take can turn into bag to fight the warming bra the Japanese invented.

As you concern, the Japanese of course doesn't want to loss in the bra industry as well since they are leading in many industry across the world.
This is where the new concept bra entitle "EAT AT YOUR own BRA" was invented haha..
Do you think people would wanted to eat the food store at their own bra and been naturally warm by their own breast??? haha maybe you will try it out. I am jealous as only girls get to try it out lols.

Presented: The bra that allow user to store food and eat from it.
Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

The Matrix Movies Series..

2008-10-22T08:23:00.000-07:00

The movie "The Matrix" is a few years back movie shown in cinema. I guess most of you must have watched it. I personally like this movies alot as the stun inside impressed me. I like the effect done in the movie and also the story line. I have watch The Matrix from The Matrix to Matrix reloaded to Matrix Revolution for several times. Hoping to have more movie on the Matrix.

The Matrix Trailer

The Matrix Reloaded trailer

The Matrix Revolution trailer

Since The matrix movies series is so famous around the world people started to edit it by doing their own Matrix stun. Enjoy some of the Matrix video i found in youtube done by the Japanese in Japanese Talent show.

The Matrix Ping Pong ( most of you must have seem this as its quite famous)

Follow by Matrix Karate

Matrix Shaolin Soccer

People in Japan are also interested in Matrix dinner lols.

Matrix Mario done by student in Gordon College

Even the recent Olympics are been done in Matrix highlights
Hope levelxero reader enjoy the videos. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Talk of the town

2008-10-21T23:58:00.000-07:00

Maison Monica ...

2008-10-20T06:29:00.000-07:00

Monica Saloon is the place where i always went to cut my hair or get my hair done. In fact, most of you might know about Monica Saloon as its had take part on the recent Swinburne prom night by decorating student hair, make up and act as one of the sponsor for student council that night. Monica is the name of the shop owner. It was first started at Kenyalang now there are new branch opening at Simpang Tiga located beside Genesis that sell bridal cloths. Beside, Maison Monica is also an academy for those who are interested to learn how to cut hair and also make up. I came to know this Monica saloon cause 3 of my friend is working while learning inside. 2 of them work as a beginner hair stylist while the other one work as make up artist in Jf beauty inside Maison Monica..

The view from outside. The top is the saloon bottom is for make up and beauty

Monica Saloon door when you go upstairs

This is the front desk you will see when you enter

Here are the place where the customer sits to get their hair cut.

From top is Donny bottom is Hui Wei
Both of them are my hair stylist friend in Monica.
They are the one who cut my hair.

Hui Wei & Donny

This two are Hui Wei product during a hair show. The person at the end right is Johnny, he is the make up artist i mention. He help make up both of this model.

Newspaper model. Recycle ar?? haha

Hui Wei with both of his devil product on a Devil hair show

Another hair show

Charity hair show

Donny product

Hui Wei product

Hui Wei cutting my hair

Styling my hair

Final product
( The picture above is taken by professional photographer Pazuzu)
Feel free to drop by his blog at Pazuzu .

Other hair stylist at Monica saloon
Feel free to try out over this Saloon. If you find Donny and Hui Wei cut your hair just say is Alvin refer you and its only RM10. For male is cut plus wash while female is cut plus blow. After trying out and you are not satisfied with their cutting skill feel free to drop some comment here. Any bad or good comment will be accepted. They also help straightening, perming, twisting or dye hair at a low price not more than 100 i think cause they are still new. So far most of my hair style is cut by them and i and satisfy with it. If you still have doubt for their skill i suggest you to find the teacher at this saloon Ah Wei to cut for you. She has been this field for 25 years and i have seen her cut before and its quite skillful and professional.Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Realize

2008-10-16T18:20:00.000-07:00

Been trough ups and downs lately
Been thinking about everything from the base
I know I took things for granted
I know I jumped to conclusions
I know I was over-confident
I know words spilled out, can't be taken back
I know I'm not a person with words
I know I don't have a great sense of humour
I know I should have accepted the invitation
Then I won't feel so miserable & useless
Then I would have moved along
Then all of these won't be written down
Then I know...
All good things come to an end
But I just facing the fact
Just like how you used to tell me...

FrensZone point earning system....

2008-10-15T05:15:00.000-07:00

Blog

Make a Blog Post

5 pts

Comment on a Blog Post

5 pts

Blog View - When someone view your blog

1 pts

Classifieds

Classifieds Posting

5 pts

Events

Events Posting

5 pts

Group

Create a Group

10 pts

Make a Group Post

5 pts

Reply to Group Post

5 pts

Group View - When someone view the group you created

1 pts

Media

Video Gallery Upload

10 pts

Comment on a Gallery Video

5 pts

Photo Gallery Upload

10 pts

Comment on a Gallery Photo

5 pts

Music Gallery Upload

10 pts

Comment on a Gallery Music

5 pts

Photo Gallery View - When someone view your uploaded photos in photo gallery

1 pts

Video Gallery View - When someone view your uploaded videos in video gallery

1 pts

Music Gallery View - When someone view your uploaded music in music gallery

1 pts

Profile

Upload a Profile Photo

10 pts

Upload Profile Video

10 pts

Post Profile Comment

5 pts

Vote on a Profile

1 pts

Profile View - When someone view your profile

1 pts

Profile Photo View - When someone view your profile's photos

1 pts

Friends View - When someone view your friends list

1 pts

Upload Primary Photo - Points rewarded for FIRST primary photo (one-time only)

300 pts

Registration

New Members - Free points rewarded to new member when they join

3000 pts

Item that can be redeem by the point, click here to check it out. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

New way to earn USD with FrensZone!!!

2008-10-15T02:56:00.000-07:00

I know most of you do have a friendster account, my space, facebook and so on. But does joining this site let you earn some extra money from it??? The answer is NO!!!!

FrensZone is a revolutionary social networking website that REWARDS the members when they use the site. Join now and start receiving your rewards!

Did you know..

1) Myspace makes almost $67 million a month from advertising alone
2) Facebook makes $12 million a month
3) Friendster makes over $20 million

Their members don't get any of this, even though they are the ones inviting friends, writing the blogs and uploading the photos and videos.

Now, FrensZone is the latest social networking site that actually REWARDS its members just to use it!

This site has features like Frienster and Facebook, but the best is, the more you use it, the more you get REWARDED! Many members have already get their rewards!

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What the hack is this????

2008-10-11T05:43:00.000-07:00

This is what my dad bought as a souvenir from Philippines. I am confuse of what is it. Can you tell me what it is?? What does it means?? Quoted by confuse (ke le fei) Alvin

I am 1 2 3 4 5...

2008-10-11T05:41:00.000-07:00

Hi i am 1 2 3 4 5. Drop by at levelxero.blogspot.com to greet you all. Have a nice day. Quoted by lame (k le fei) Alvin

Weird seafood seller!!!

2008-10-11T05:17:00.000-07:00

This is the seafood seller from Sunday market at Kuching.

Why do this seafood seller look weird??? not because of they sell a large quantity of seafood compare to Kuching seafood seller.
Its is because..........................

at this market the seafood seller stand on their stall while selling fish to their customer meanwhile Kuching seafood seller stand on ground when they sell their fish. So this seafood seller is at higher class compare to Kuching seafood seller lols hahaha.
This market is located in some part of Philippines where my dad took it when he was traveling over there. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

K le fei Alvin Transform!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-10-11T02:50:00.000-07:00

As those who know me, my leg had just been operated one month ago. After the operation i have become "OKU". Thats how my friend E** call me. Simply because i cant walk properly like normal people do and i have limits on certain thing i wanted to do such as running and driving haha.Know what "OKU" is??? Its stand for "orang kurang upaya" meaning people with disability. Although i am sad about it but there is nothing i can do as its the fact so i take it as my fate my destiny. When i was in hospital one month ago, i found that there are many more people that are more unlucky and pity compare to me so i think that i shouldn't feel down just because of my leg as those people keep moving on their live although they have some disability for permanent while mine is just temporary. Sometimes life is so sucks but it would be different if we see it in a positive ways. We just have to keep ourself moving on when life come to uncertain period and bring up and down in our life. A lot of things is beyond our expectation and control, i might be here writing this post now but who knows tomorrow i might be in an accident and pass away so life is just once do enjoy it to the fullest, faced those uncertain with the love and supports from your friends and family as they will be the one and motivator for you in life. Over this post, I will be posting the the "OKU" me transform to "OMK" so my friends E** please call me "OMK" starts from today lols.. HAHA.... "OMK"="orang mempunyai keupayaan".

OKU

TRANSFORM
TO

OMK

I am feeling like a superman now.

I can now walk without my robotic stick, months to go before i can get rid of my robotic leg. You can see my robotic leg on my right leg. Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

Good In English?

2008-10-05T19:58:00.000-07:00

FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH YES/NO

1) __________ ,I DON'T HAVE SENSE.

2) __________ ,I AM STUPID.

3) __________ ,I DONT HAVE BRAIN.

Read.Think.Laugh.Lame

2008-10-05T19:50:00.000-07:00

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born ma !!!

Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level !'

Nice soft toys....

2008-10-05T03:49:00.000-07:00

The designer who created this soft toy is so wrong!!!! lols Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Weird friend transform!!!!

2008-10-05T03:25:00.000-07:00

See how cute is my sleeping beauty & piglet friend after transforming haha..

Lame friend transform into hot chicks!!!

The two Indian owner of this blog transform into Handsome Chinese boy. Its a miracle.

Jeffery when he is still not thinking of changing his sex.

'Chao ah gua" transform to cool Jieh

Night club dancer transform to handsome boy

The poser transform to PCK. Don't play play ar..he say

Hui wei transform back to male

Donny without his la kia tattoos...

And finally La kia transform into Handsome boy
Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Weird friend of mine!!!

2008-10-05T01:49:00.000-07:00

I was surfing on internet today and i found out that i have a lot of weird friend beside me that i don't even noticed it myself till today. I don't know, let you guys comment on them. Haha..

This is Geraldine or more known as sleeping beauty

This is Ru Yen or more known as piglet

This is Chai Tyng
This is Ena

This both are the lamest friend i ever had. The most lame part is Ena don't know what is a scooter lols.

This is a scooter my dear Ena

This is Ben.

This is Lai Chun Hung

This two are my Indian friend. Ben is the main owner of the levelxero blog while LCH is a k le fei of this blog like me. Don't be shock that levelxero blog is owned by Indian at least there are still me a Chinese owner. I hope that we can recruit a lot more races into our blog one day, it would be amazing.

This is Jeff, he is on the way to change his sex.

This is Jung Jieh and his is ' chao ah gua' lols (look at his face)

This is Wei Li, a night club dancer

This is Ah Yung wearing a Bikini

This is Johnny he is posting for you...

This is Hui Wei, he just came back form Thailand after his successful surgery to transsexual form male to female. LMAO!!!
This six are my " ah Gua" friends.

This is Donny. Is he weird with the "la kia" tatoo??

This is Ah sung and he is la kia, look at him you already knew it haha..

Those who are not posted over here don't feel bad as it doesn't mean that you are not my friend k just that you are not as weird as them. This post is for fun only no offenses ok???? Hope you guys enjoy it!!! Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Mistake!!!!!!!!

2008-10-03T09:12:00.000-07:00

As a human being we often makes mistake in our life but what this mistake actually means????

If a hair stylist makes a mistake,
It's a
New style

If a driver makes a mistake,
It's a
New path

If an engineer makes a mistake,
It's a
New venture

If a parent makes a mistake,
It's a
New generation

If a politician makes a mistake,
It's a
New law

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It's a
New invention

If a Taylor makes a mistake,
It's a
New fashion

If a teacher makes a mistake,
It's a
New theory

If a boss makes a mistake,
It's a
New idea

But If you makes a mistake,
It's always a mistake.
Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Mylot -the best USD earning sites online!!!

2008-10-03T05:02:00.000-07:00

This is the best site that I have found where we can earn money for just discussing about our own interest or participating in other discussions.

Steps To Be Done :

Go to www.pay pal.com and create an account over there for free. Put the country Malaysia or what ever country that supports paypal payment system in it when it ask you for credit cards number just ignore it.Next open your email and active it.

Join Mylot here!!!

Then add as many interests as possible and don't worry as the rest of some interest can be add later.

Then start earning by clicking into discussion. There are alot of discussion there, you can see the new topic, top topic, friend started and so on. Click any of it and there would be a list of topic people started. Drop by on the topic you interested and then response to it. Then you will earn money form it, its that easy. For example- ( An topic) What is your name?? you can just response by saying my name is XXX and things connected to the topics.

Then In the top left corner you will see your profile name, near that you will see a link called New Discussion. Click on that to create a new discussion. Creating a new discussion or people response to your discussion will also increase your earning. Do remember to comment back on those respondent that response to your topic.

The next one is a link called Profile. You can edit your profile in that.

The next one shows your earnings. Earnings will be updated every 24 hours.

Then comes the Preferences. You can add your Display Picture in that. Enter all the details asked for. Payments are transferred via Paypal. Enter the payment informations clearly from the paypal email you sign up before. Make sure you put an minimum of 10 as the payout so you can get paid when the earning is at 10 instead of 20 which would needed a longer time to earn..

These are the basics to be known when joining mylot.

Tips to Earn :

Make sure that the responses you give are at least 5 lines big or a few sentences. Descriptive response will get more amount.

When starting a new discussion, make sure of the time and the place where you start. For example- Start you discussions in the evenings(by 6 in India) where more people will be online and start it in interests which will have more responses (mylot,life, love, make more money, etc). Also upload some relevant picture to the topic you started as it can helps increase your earning.

Never start a general discussion.

Add more friends, everyone will look into what friends have started and response to it. This can increase the response too and increasing of response means increasing of earning.

Comment on the responses that others give for your discussion. This will also help to get more responses.

Quality of the discussion is more important and not the Quantity.

Finally enjoy a lot. More you enjoy more you can earn and also i your mail you will receive some mail from mylot click in it there would be some links of your account on it. Find some friends or family to join under your link so that you can earn 25% of what they have contribute not earn. So you referrals must be active so that you can get some earning from them too.

Rules to be Followed :

Never post any links in your discussion or in others discussions. It will get deleted. And the earnings will also be deducted from your account.

Other things to be known :

Once you reach your 100 posts, you will get a Star near your name. It will be rated with some number between 1 to 10, 10 being the highest. This Star doesn't affect your earnings.Its only used to see your rating and hows your manner and whether the members inside likes you or not.

After reaching 200 posts, you will be able to add smilies to your discussions.

After reaching 500 posts, you will be able to post links in your discussions. Links to advertise has to be avoided. Links to some articles or such things can only be posted.

Hows Mylot Payment system works
If you put a minimum of 10 as your payout mylot will pay you on 15 each month through your paypal account if you reach the payout of 10 at the end of the month. For example you start joining mylot on 1 August then at the end of 31 August u earn over 10 the minimum payout. Mylot will pay you on the 15 of September at the same year. If you doesn't reach the payout at the end of the month, the money you earn would be carry over to the following month so don't worry.How to get the money in pay pal to use?? most people used it to buy things online or invest in other ptc sites. If you want to take out the money you need to go to public bank or other banks and apply a public vista electron debit card and then copy the password on the card into your pay pal account. Then its done and the debit cards works like an Atm card where you can take those money in any Atm machine. The money you earn in mylot would be in USD currency.

The BEST thing about mylot
Why mylot is the best????? Its simply because its free of charge. You invest 0 to earn unlike other ptc sites where you need to invest some money to rent referrals or some premium members stuff.Also it doesn't require any credit card number just need your paypal email address no one can hack it.Its as easy as abc just post and response thats all. This mylot sites is quite stable and save that i can assure that its the best forum sites ever and there are alot member inside that join it for few years already and they really get the payment, ITS not a SCAM sites..I and few friend of mine get their payment too, so far they are earning like $100USD.I will post the payment proof soon. So what are you waiting for???? start join now by clicking Mylot. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

SHR = Selamat Hari Raya

2008-09-30T07:59:00.000-07:00

To all our Muslim friends and readers, Happy Raya. Enjoy yourselves during this festive season. Have a great holiday everyone.
Regards from Level Xero

Continue of Ownership extension...

2008-09-29T08:13:00.000-07:00

Mr LCH who is our newly recruited member haven posted or contribute anything in levelxero.blogspot.com yet but we would like to introduce him to all of you in case you guy don't know one of our best Indian friend LCH.

I am LCH
Even thought he look like Chinese but don't let your eye fool you

My real name is Abu ne ne
This is his real faces when he is still in his country India few years ago

This is his father and their family camel

Do they look alike?? lols The most shocking part is that this LCH friend of us doesn't speaks INDIAN dialect he speaks and write in Chinese and English very well and he do practice alot of Chinese culture rather than Indian culture.Ke le fei Alvin really salute him!!!!! Don't belive me get into his life in www.lchisme.blogspot.com Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Great song...

2008-09-29T07:16:00.000-07:00

Today is a winding road that's taking me to places that I didn't want to go
Today in the blink of an eye I'm holding on to something and I do not know why
I tried

I tried to read between the lines
I tried to look in your eyes
I want a simple explanation
For what I'm feeling inside
I gotta find a way out
Maybe there's a way out

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
And bring on the thunder

Today is a winding road
Tell me where to start and tell me something I don't know
Today I'm on my own
I can't move a muscle and I can't pick up the phone
I don't know

And now I'm itching for the tall grass
And longing for the breeze
I need to step outside
Just to see if I can breathe
I gotta find a way out
Maybe theres a way out

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain

Yeah I'm walking on a tightrope
I'm wrapped up in vines
I think we'll make it out
But you just gotta give me time
Strike me down with lightning
Let me feel you in my veins
I wanna let you know how much I feel your pain

Today is a winding road that's taking me to places that I didn't want to go

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
And bring on the thunder, and I said
Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
Oh baby bring on the pain
And listen to the thunder

Boys Like Girls - Thunder

Voice out 2!!

2008-09-28T21:56:00.000-07:00

As you can see Namewee represent the Chinese sing out his dissatisfaction for the Malay while some Malay also sound out their dissatisfaction to Chinese. So its fair already. Here are how Malay explain about themselves and voice out their thoughts so don't look down on Malay too as they can also sing, don't think only Chinese know how to sing their dissatisfaction le hehe. Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

Never underestimate students...

2008-09-26T01:08:00.000-07:00

Once, there was a teacher who didn't believe that God existed. Thus, he was thinking of a way in order to convince his students that God did not exist. Suddenly, he got an idea. Then, he took out a pen and spoke to his students...

Teacher: Can you see this pen?
Students: Yes, teacher.
Teacher: The pen is here, right?
Students: Yes it is.

Then, the teacher put his pen back into his pocket and he questioned his students once again.

Teacher: Now, do you see the pen?
Students: No, Sir.
Teacher: The pen isn't here, right?
Students: No it isn't.
Teacher: Do you see God?
Students: No, Sir.
Teacher: God isn't here, right?
Students: No, He isn't.

So, the teacher was so happy that he was done convincing his students that God did not exist. However, among his students there was a brighter one whose name was Wayne, raised up his hand.

Wayne: Teacher, can I speak up?
Teacher: Yes, of course. Come up front.
Wayne: My fellow classmates, do you see our teacher?
Students: Yes, we do.
Wayne: Our teacher is here right?
Students: Yes he is.
Wayne: Can you see his brain then?
Students: No, we can't.
Wayne: So, does he have a brain?
Students: No, he doesn't.

Voice out!!

2008-09-26T01:06:00.000-07:00

Recently there are alot of things happening in our country. We can see racist issue raised by Kedah Mp and also Unmo Ahmad IsMail. Many people has voice out their unsatisfied feeling to the politician either in youtube or blog and it has becoming a trend nowadays so its also not excluded in this blog. We can see the news that the racist done by Kedah mp and also Ahmad have become more popular among the rest of the dissatisfaction issues raise.But why is it popular??? Simply because they are still free after what they have done. The most important thing is that they don't admit it and still very proud of it. Beside the Malay who raise up the racist issue, of course some Chinese also raise it out (kiasu) ma, but what they have is ended up in Jail even thought they apologize with their heart and confess that they didn't do it purposely. Our country is so "FAIR" and democratic some more.

Kedah MP

Ahmad Ismail

After all this happens Chinese people sure get mad lo, Chinese style is always show courage and not sitting down doing nothing and be a follower so there comes namewee who sing negarakuku to voice out his dissatisfaction but not purposely and then end up been jail then his fans "beh song" lo go modify his song and then voice out his dissatisfaction but haven been jailed yet. Soon maybe.

Namewee Fans modified.

If you have see the Ahmad video, inside he is so proud with himself so people "beh song" shoot him by saying that he work for PM as a "D**" lo in youtube. The truth no one know la later know so much all go jail. That why we can always hear what the Singaporean actor say in the Singapore movie that "kiang lo hou mai ke kiang" and "mai ke po lo" meaning that clever is ok don't act over clever and don't be such a "busy body" and MYOB "mind your own business" and and and the most valuable thing i learn form Singaporean actor is "JUSTICE need to spent alot of money want le" .Actually they are trying to teach us indirectly lo, Singapore is our neighbor's ma sure good to us lo they also need water from us ma so many people just follow what they say lo like the movie titled "just follow the law" lo.

Furthermore different kinds of dissatisfaction also been shown in different way other than just streaming in video, singing out, they also made it into comics where we can see it in kennysia.com and lchisme.blogspot.com but LCH wan abit copy and modify la but still got a bit new idea la support support him la, he voiced out our dissatisfaction le. But all this is not as creative and brave like the Singaporean that they voice out their dissatisfaction in the movie they directed.Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Choices!!!

2008-09-25T23:52:00.000-07:00

Will you donate part of your organ to your love one if your were too???? I have watched the movie titled "moneynoenought2" recently and the ending part was abit similar to the video above where its about donating our organ to our love one but that movie is about donating blood.
What i like most about this movie is it show real thing that will happen in life and you have to make choice on whether to save your mother or your daughter.I can't imagine if i was to be at that kind of situation. Its always the matter of choice in our life, we will always or at least once came to this tough part where we need to make choices, once we make the choices is like the road we choose and once we passed it there is no turning back. I hate making choices. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

New love interest....

2008-09-25T09:09:00.000-07:00

Bought a car magazine today. Its featured ride was Honda Jazz. So nicely modified (Droolzzz~~) Anyways, I came across something that was so eye-catching that i Googled it but I can't find any website that's selling it. It's no other than.....

Honda Asimo plush toy!!!

Damn! Now I believe in love at first sight... Haha...

Husband around the country...

2008-09-24T23:10:00.000-07:00

I posted this here simply because its worth to have a look at it and prove that not all husband treat their wife like this.Haha

Husband of the United Kingdom
Husband of the United states of America

Husband of Poland

Husband of Greece

Husband of Serbia

Husband of Ireland

And lastly sure husband of Malaysia

See so sweet and lovely, not every husband is bad especially husband in Malaysia is the best.Hope you don't mind Rachael. Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

Cloudy days & hard feelings...

2008-09-24T06:50:00.000-07:00

Why do all these happen for these couple of days? It's turning from bad to worst. I really don't understand why such small fusses can turn straight into big troubles. I really don't get why they wanna put it in a harder way. If everyone can be more tolerant then most (I certainly can't say all) things can be solved in a more comfortable and peaceful way. How I wish I could be like u guys in ur families. I'm sure things don't turn out this harsh like what I'm experiencing nowadays. I'm not trying to say I'm born into an unlucky family but sometimes, I really envy how other parents can be more tolerant, caring, not ill-tempered and etc. Probably we who serve as the children, often make mistakes but parents should be more tolerant and not... It's not like we're on crack or something. And if we do? Will u kill us straight? I don't have the mood to continue. How I wish this mad season could end soon... This mind-blowing situation is seriously putting me into a hard position. Sigh~~

This is how i feel... Cloudy.... Sigh... :(

Care for some peanuts???

2008-09-22T06:19:00.000-07:00

Ah Beng is a bus driver, one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

This goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

Can I have your menu, Sir?

2008-09-22T06:14:00.000-07:00

Waiter : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?
Customer : Tea please
Waiter : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Customer : Ceylon tea
Waiter : How would you like it? Black or white?
Customer : white
Waiter : Milk, or fresh cream?
Customer : With milk
Waiter : Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Customer : With cow's milk please.
Waiter : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Customer : Um, I'll just take it black.
Waiter : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Customer : With sugar
Waiter : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Customer : Cane sugar
Waiter : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Customer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Waiter : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Customer : Mineral water
Waiter : Flavored or non-flavored?
Customer : I think I'll just die of thirst

BM Karangan (Primary 6 standard)

2008-09-22T06:08:00.000-07:00