Real things said in court...

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forgot.
ATTORNEY: You forgot? Can you give us a sample of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty one.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new one?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess?

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which i sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8.30 pm.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh... Are you qualified to ask that question?

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

His Big Day

Whose big day ur wondering? Ain't no other than Alvin Foo! Yeap Happy turning 19 today! May all your wishes come true. Most importantly may your injury recover as soon as possible. Happy birthday man!

Violent Society...

First was brutal rape & now? Something more worst? Or perhaps equally worse. Cooking a baby in a microwave? Details here What are people nowadays thinking? Damn do they even have any sense of logic? Or doing things with mercy? The baby is so innocent but was cooked to death just like cooking a turkey for Thanks-Giving in an oven. Isn't these events just too hard for the society to accept? These people DESERVE a lesson man. They fucking do. Things now are worse but who knows, there maybe more barbarians who act more violently & brutally without any conscience. Who can be blamed? Parents? Teachers? Friends? Media? I think it's all point back at you. There's always a better choice that you may choose rather than to cross the border lines. So, how's it gonna be next? Some clown blow the whole city up? Up to u & ur imaginations. Perhaps it may come one day? Perhaps. . .

Word of Advice

Gals out there!!! Note!!! Never befriend a nigerian or something similiar to those!!!
U might wanna take what I highlight SERIOUSLY unless u wanna end up . . . (I don't wanna say cause I don't wanna freaking freak u guys out). Seriously, for your own good & SAFETY most importantly, don't ever accept their offer no matter how good (how fucking bastards) they are. Books should NEVER be judged by the cover! I'm trying to be fair, but this time no more joke. I'm not trying to promote other races, BUT at least in our country we don't behave like barbarians!

Still doubt what I say? Read more here...

Moral of the story, dress properly, watch the streets carefully, choose the color correctly, pick wisely....

Ownership Extension

Yeap. It's about time to introduce to you all our newly recruited author for Level Xero. He is none other then Mr Lai CH!!! He will be sharing his thoughts with us through Level Xero. Please show support and make way for his arrival.. You may go into his life at http://lchisme.blogspot.com/. Thank You...

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One word. PISSED!!!! That motherfucker spoil my day!!! Fuck u back

Lesson Learned...

Today ain't that good for me.. I must say luck wasnt on my side. Argh shoulda use the other route. Now? Get red angpaw as a result. I thought I could escape with my windscreens tinted so they couldnt actually see whether I was buckling up or not. BUT, abang nowadays have sharp eyes. Thus, I received a before raya angpaw. Hmph! My bad. Wrong route at the wrong time. Shouda keep in mind that that road is abang's fav spot. U guys with modified cars should keep off that road. Wonder which road that is? None other than Tabuan Rd's roundabout! Watch out for ABANGS in Black & White attire. But, to my surprise it wasn't a really BIG angpaw he gave me. Not even exceeding RM50. So, at least I'm not that sad. Just neeeeeeeeeeed to buckle up & KEEP OFF THAT DAMN ROAD! U guys out there, abangs wishing u an early raya...