Is this a True FACTS????

Its this true?? Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Pround to be a Sarawakians.

People at the west Malaysia always says that people from Sarawak are ulu people and we live in Caves and above the tree. After reading this post i hope that those people do understand us Sarawakians more.

IGNORANT fellas asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.

This is our Sarawak flags.


This is our symbols, Horn bill bird bird

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
Sarawakians: See this?

You don't know that now everyone can fly???

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
Sarawakians: I live on trees. Not in trees. ZZZZzzzz

Q: You guys have electricity or not?
Sarawakians: SESCO, mind you.

SESCO building in Kuching

Do we have electricity?

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go KL?
Sarawakians: I use BUS

Kuching International Airport le don't kidding me!!!

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?

Sarawakians: Seriously You're one stupid idiot!

Try Go la. Use your bus to cross South China Sea la!!!

Q: Over there got what car?
Sarawakians: View below

Which car you want?

Q: Got road or not?
Sarawakians: No road where got car le??? Silly questions..

do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
Sarawakians: You fail Geography ka?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
Sarawakians: You really SUCKS in Geography

Q: Kuching how big ar?
Sarawakians: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
Sarawakians: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN "JIAOS " lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!?

Q: Sarawak got Malays?
Sarawakians: Erh you got learn HISTORY or not?

our "great" CHIEF MINISTER

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
Sarawakians: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, YOU BASTARD?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
Sarawakians: No. We used Barter System. WTF!



we practice that. F*CK you if you believed it!

I'm proud to be a Sarawakians. I hope I've just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas. This comics is not originally created by me just that i read this and think its worth to post it here to increase the knowledge of some people that might not know Sarawak well enough. Hope this entertain you all. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Learning Hokkien ABC

Hokkien is one of the most use dialect in Kuching my hometown. Just to share some funny word in Hokkien with all of you.

Children is Geena Kia

Male is Ta Pok Kia

Female is Cha Bo Kia

Son-in-law is Kia Sai

Daugther-in-law is Sim Pu Kia

Bird is Jiao Kia

Korean Car is Kia

Give Birth is Seh Kia

Not Fear is Bo Kia

Fear 2 Dead is Kia Si

Afraid is Kia Kia

Furniture is Ikea

Prince is Ong Kia

Police is Mata Kia

Small House is Chu Kia

H/P is Nokia

Malay is Huanna Kia

Indian is Cake Leng Kia

Foreigner is Ang Mo Kia

Chinese is Teng Lang Kia

Japanese is Jit Pun Kia

Bad Guy is Pai Kia

Good Guy is Ho Kia

Those who read this is Gong Kia, If you laugh after reading this you are Siow Kia!!! Haha Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Toilet visit, anyone?

Real things said in court...

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forgot.
ATTORNEY: You forgot? Can you give us a sample of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty one.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing that time?
WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid!

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new one?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Guess?

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which i sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8.30 pm.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh... Are you qualified to ask that question?

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

His Big Day

Whose big day ur wondering? Ain't no other than Alvin Foo! Yeap Happy turning 19 today! May all your wishes come true. Most importantly may your injury recover as soon as possible. Happy birthday man!

Violent Society...

First was brutal rape & now? Something more worst? Or perhaps equally worse. Cooking a baby in a microwave? Details here What are people nowadays thinking? Damn do they even have any sense of logic? Or doing things with mercy? The baby is so innocent but was cooked to death just like cooking a turkey for Thanks-Giving in an oven. Isn't these events just too hard for the society to accept? These people DESERVE a lesson man. They fucking do. Things now are worse but who knows, there maybe more barbarians who act more violently & brutally without any conscience. Who can be blamed? Parents? Teachers? Friends? Media? I think it's all point back at you. There's always a better choice that you may choose rather than to cross the border lines. So, how's it gonna be next? Some clown blow the whole city up? Up to u & ur imaginations. Perhaps it may come one day? Perhaps. . .