Can I have your menu, Sir?

Waiter : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?
Customer : Tea please
Waiter : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Customer : Ceylon tea
Waiter : How would you like it? Black or white?
Customer : white
Waiter : Milk, or fresh cream?
Customer : With milk
Waiter : Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Customer : With cow's milk please.
Waiter : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Customer : Um, I'll just take it black.
Waiter : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Customer : With sugar
Waiter : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Customer : Cane sugar
Waiter : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Customer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Waiter : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Customer : Mineral water
Waiter : Flavored or non-flavored?
Customer : I think I'll just die of thirst

BM Karangan (Primary 6 standard)

Gambir Sarawak

Every time i when for a walk with my friend at the waterfront we always passed by some stall that sold this Gambir Sarawak. I was very curious about it so i ask my friend what is that. My friend explained that is some kind of traditional herbs that have the same function like vigra.

Gambir Sarawak "Asli"
know why it put asli there meaning that there will be fake Gambir so if you need this alway look for asli one as only asli can give you this kind of performance.
RM 5 only for this performance who don't want???

This was what i found when typing Gambir Sarawak in google
Is this what those who use Gambir asli get?? How about fake Gambir??lols
The man looks like a fighter going for war? or en elephant with its trunk hanging around?

However recently i read this news about Gambir in the newspaper then i realized that Gambir have alot more uses for health cautions and people misuse it for sex aid. And there is alot information about the Gambir Sarawak in it which helps increase my shallow knowledge about Gambir.

Enlarge it by simply clicking on the picture.

Its has been said that Gambir Sarawak is sold by illegal hawker stall somewhere around waterfront and india street. And according to the seller most of the buyer are at old age as when people old they cant "stand" ,this is very common, although nothing to be shame off but control abit la so old later heart attack ar!!! The most shocking part is when the seller voice out that recently their is alot of teenager that buy this Gambir Sarawak from them too. What was the reason behind??? Is it for pre-marital sex or there is getting more teenager suffering from erecting or more prefer "cant stand" but very less got teenager cant stand la fake want or they just wanna try it out??if that so wait you old la... so nervous Are you one of them???? Quoted by (k le fei)Alvin

Outdated mooncakes festival celebration!!

Yesterday that is Saturday, I have been invited to see a wushu performance and other performance at the Mbks for moon cakes festival celebration which had pass about one week ago from its exact date of moon cakes festival. However my dad told me that the celebration done by Mbks is late for one week because if they celebrate it on the same day as moon cakes festival no people will come. The reason is because most people will rather celebrate it at home then coming here the Mbks and waited those "Big big people" (don't know which part big la) for 1 hour to arrive and talk for half hour then smile and cut the balloon, some sort of thing like opening ceremony and shake hand and "hu" each other till so song then they will sit, so wasted time always cost around 1 and a half hour plus plus only ma no big deal those ah ma, ah pek always can wait want ma this sort of things have become our traditional. As for me,of course i feel very happy because i got the chance to celebrate moon cakes festival twice although being irritated by those traditional thing. Furthermore I am very warmly welcome by people that attended as i am so different from other people. I have along my robotic leg and robotic stick with me of course people "hormat" and jealous me lo, new technology bo normal people don't have it or they don't even have chance to use it in their life but i don't feel proud of it instead i feel so "soi"(bad luck) as i have to use my "new technology" for the second time. Apart than that i also been given a "VIP" place to sit and enjoy the show due to my "new technology".

My robotic leg and robotic stick


The V.I.P sit I mention

I was so excited when the show started as when we sit at V.I.P place it is definitely going to be a nice place and if there is ticket sold for sit the V.I.P sit is always very expensive cause it is for very important people and i get to sit it for free. Everything change when the show started as i only get to see this not the show!!!

People blocking me

Our citizen is sooooooo "understanding"


Finally they give me one hole to see the show when it almost ended.

Now i realized why people always say that V.I.P is for very idiot person. I am the idiot one to think that V.I.P is for very important people (Ka Na Sai).......But but but le i still get to enjoy this lantern exhibition other than the show that have been block by people.

1. Dragon vs Fairy tales girl inside the moon.


2. Square lantern with fairy tales girl inside the moon on it


3.Pink Feather lantern


4.Old fashion lantern


5. Kungfu panda lantern


6.Lion dances lantern


7.Dragon & butterfly lantern

Add on: For those friend of mine that care about me due to my leg operation I sincerely thanks you guys here and i really appreciate it. Just to let you know, my leg condition is getting better now and i guess after one more week i will stop using my robotic stick but not my robotic leg.

My leg condition after second operation


On its healing process

Note: Others people that think this picture of my leg is disgusting or ugly please ignore this post.
Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

Spiderman 4 trailer lols!!

You tube presented alot of nice and funny video for all people around the world to see and enjoy nowadays. As for me,(k le fei) Alvin i search video through you tube just to find this Spider man 4 trailer for my friend that is the main owner of this levelxero blog. Ben is one of Spidermen fans and i know that he can't wait to watch this Spiderman 4. So to show the sincerity of the friendship between K le fei Alvin and Benny a.k.a Ben I posted this video just for him. Hope you enjoy Ben.

FAKE Spiderman 4

Stupid movie director !!lols

Below are picture that show some extraordinary things that occur in different movie show.

Old movie. New watch? Watch it out!


You need to hold the trigger to shoot someone or...?


Hmmm.... aero planes in the Trojan War?


Bows, arrows, ... and cellphones in the olden days?

N here comes I hope everyone's favourite...........

Wow! In those days,... Adidas? Hmmm.... branded Pirate!

but not as stupid as......

Or this...

Just some funny picture to share and entertain you guy. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Valuable Words

Don't hurt Anyone!!!

"It only take a few seconds to hurt people you love,
and it take years to heal"

Live Today!!!

"There are two eternities that can really break you down.
Yesterday and Tomorrow.
One is gone and the other doesn't exist...
so live today!!!"

Marriage!!

"Don't marry a person that you can live with;
only marry someone you can't live without !!"

Money!!!

"Money can buy everything but happiness"

Trust!!!

"It takes years to built trust
and a few second
to destroy it"

Value!!

"What is most valuable is not
what you have in my life
but who you have in your life"

Friends!!!

"Its not the matter of how many friends you have,
its about how much friends are important to you"

Hope this valuable words act as an important reminder for all who read it. Have a nice day ahead. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin