Husband around the country...

I posted this here simply because its worth to have a look at it and prove that not all husband treat their wife like this.Haha

Husband of the United Kingdom
Husband of the United states of America

Husband of Poland

Husband of Greece

Husband of Serbia


Husband of Ireland

And lastly sure husband of Malaysia

See so sweet and lovely, not every husband is bad especially husband in Malaysia is the best.Hope you don't mind Rachael. Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

Cloudy days & hard feelings...

Why do all these happen for these couple of days? It's turning from bad to worst. I really don't understand why such small fusses can turn straight into big troubles. I really don't get why they wanna put it in a harder way. If everyone can be more tolerant then most (I certainly can't say all) things can be solved in a more comfortable and peaceful way. How I wish I could be like u guys in ur families. I'm sure things don't turn out this harsh like what I'm experiencing nowadays. I'm not trying to say I'm born into an unlucky family but sometimes, I really envy how other parents can be more tolerant, caring, not ill-tempered and etc. Probably we who serve as the children, often make mistakes but parents should be more tolerant and not... It's not like we're on crack or something. And if we do? Will u kill us straight? I don't have the mood to continue. How I wish this mad season could end soon... This mind-blowing situation is seriously putting me into a hard position. Sigh~~

This is how i feel... Cloudy.... Sigh... :(

Care for some peanuts???

Ah Beng is a bus driver, one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

This goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

Can I have your menu, Sir?

Waiter : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?
Customer : Tea please
Waiter : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Customer : Ceylon tea
Waiter : How would you like it? Black or white?
Customer : white
Waiter : Milk, or fresh cream?
Customer : With milk
Waiter : Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Customer : With cow's milk please.
Waiter : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Customer : Um, I'll just take it black.
Waiter : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Customer : With sugar
Waiter : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Customer : Cane sugar
Waiter : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Customer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Waiter : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Customer : Mineral water
Waiter : Flavored or non-flavored?
Customer : I think I'll just die of thirst

BM Karangan (Primary 6 standard)

Gambir Sarawak

Every time i when for a walk with my friend at the waterfront we always passed by some stall that sold this Gambir Sarawak. I was very curious about it so i ask my friend what is that. My friend explained that is some kind of traditional herbs that have the same function like vigra.

Gambir Sarawak "Asli"
know why it put asli there meaning that there will be fake Gambir so if you need this alway look for asli one as only asli can give you this kind of performance.
RM 5 only for this performance who don't want???

This was what i found when typing Gambir Sarawak in google
Is this what those who use Gambir asli get?? How about fake Gambir??lols
The man looks like a fighter going for war? or en elephant with its trunk hanging around?

However recently i read this news about Gambir in the newspaper then i realized that Gambir have alot more uses for health cautions and people misuse it for sex aid. And there is alot information about the Gambir Sarawak in it which helps increase my shallow knowledge about Gambir.

Enlarge it by simply clicking on the picture.

Its has been said that Gambir Sarawak is sold by illegal hawker stall somewhere around waterfront and india street. And according to the seller most of the buyer are at old age as when people old they cant "stand" ,this is very common, although nothing to be shame off but control abit la so old later heart attack ar!!! The most shocking part is when the seller voice out that recently their is alot of teenager that buy this Gambir Sarawak from them too. What was the reason behind??? Is it for pre-marital sex or there is getting more teenager suffering from erecting or more prefer "cant stand" but very less got teenager cant stand la fake want or they just wanna try it out??if that so wait you old la... so nervous Are you one of them???? Quoted by (k le fei)Alvin

Outdated mooncakes festival celebration!!

Yesterday that is Saturday, I have been invited to see a wushu performance and other performance at the Mbks for moon cakes festival celebration which had pass about one week ago from its exact date of moon cakes festival. However my dad told me that the celebration done by Mbks is late for one week because if they celebrate it on the same day as moon cakes festival no people will come. The reason is because most people will rather celebrate it at home then coming here the Mbks and waited those "Big big people" (don't know which part big la) for 1 hour to arrive and talk for half hour then smile and cut the balloon, some sort of thing like opening ceremony and shake hand and "hu" each other till so song then they will sit, so wasted time always cost around 1 and a half hour plus plus only ma no big deal those ah ma, ah pek always can wait want ma this sort of things have become our traditional. As for me,of course i feel very happy because i got the chance to celebrate moon cakes festival twice although being irritated by those traditional thing. Furthermore I am very warmly welcome by people that attended as i am so different from other people. I have along my robotic leg and robotic stick with me of course people "hormat" and jealous me lo, new technology bo normal people don't have it or they don't even have chance to use it in their life but i don't feel proud of it instead i feel so "soi"(bad luck) as i have to use my "new technology" for the second time. Apart than that i also been given a "VIP" place to sit and enjoy the show due to my "new technology".

My robotic leg and robotic stick


The V.I.P sit I mention

I was so excited when the show started as when we sit at V.I.P place it is definitely going to be a nice place and if there is ticket sold for sit the V.I.P sit is always very expensive cause it is for very important people and i get to sit it for free. Everything change when the show started as i only get to see this not the show!!!

People blocking me

Our citizen is sooooooo "understanding"


Finally they give me one hole to see the show when it almost ended.

Now i realized why people always say that V.I.P is for very idiot person. I am the idiot one to think that V.I.P is for very important people (Ka Na Sai).......But but but le i still get to enjoy this lantern exhibition other than the show that have been block by people.

1. Dragon vs Fairy tales girl inside the moon.


2. Square lantern with fairy tales girl inside the moon on it


3.Pink Feather lantern


4.Old fashion lantern


5. Kungfu panda lantern


6.Lion dances lantern


7.Dragon & butterfly lantern

Add on: For those friend of mine that care about me due to my leg operation I sincerely thanks you guys here and i really appreciate it. Just to let you know, my leg condition is getting better now and i guess after one more week i will stop using my robotic stick but not my robotic leg.

My leg condition after second operation


On its healing process

Note: Others people that think this picture of my leg is disgusting or ugly please ignore this post.
Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin