Never underestimate students...

Once, there was a teacher who didn't believe that God existed. Thus, he was thinking of a way in order to convince his students that God did not exist. Suddenly, he got an idea. Then, he took out a pen and spoke to his students...

Teacher: Can you see this pen?
Students: Yes, teacher.
Teacher: The pen is here, right?
Students: Yes it is.

Then, the teacher put his pen back into his pocket and he questioned his students once again.

Teacher: Now, do you see the pen?
Students: No, Sir.
Teacher: The pen isn't here, right?
Students: No it isn't.
Teacher: Do you see God?
Students: No, Sir.
Teacher: God isn't here, right?
Students: No, He isn't.

So, the teacher was so happy that he was done convincing his students that God did not exist. However, among his students there was a brighter one whose name was Wayne, raised up his hand.

Wayne: Teacher, can I speak up?
Teacher: Yes, of course. Come up front.
Wayne: My fellow classmates, do you see our teacher?
Students: Yes, we do.
Wayne: Our teacher is here right?
Students: Yes he is.
Wayne: Can you see his brain then?
Students: No, we can't.
Wayne: So, does he have a brain?
Students: No, he doesn't.

Voice out!!

Recently there are alot of things happening in our country. We can see racist issue raised by Kedah Mp and also Unmo Ahmad IsMail. Many people has voice out their unsatisfied feeling to the politician either in youtube or blog and it has becoming a trend nowadays so its also not excluded in this blog. We can see the news that the racist done by Kedah mp and also Ahmad have become more popular among the rest of the dissatisfaction issues raise.But why is it popular??? Simply because they are still free after what they have done. The most important thing is that they don't admit it and still very proud of it. Beside the Malay who raise up the racist issue, of course some Chinese also raise it out (kiasu) ma, but what they have is ended up in Jail even thought they apologize with their heart and confess that they didn't do it purposely. Our country is so "FAIR" and democratic some more.

Kedah MP

Ahmad Ismail

After all this happens Chinese people sure get mad lo, Chinese style is always show courage and not sitting down doing nothing and be a follower so there comes namewee who sing negarakuku to voice out his dissatisfaction but not purposely and then end up been jail then his fans "beh song" lo go modify his song and then voice out his dissatisfaction but haven been jailed yet. Soon maybe.

Namewee Fans modified.

If you have see the Ahmad video, inside he is so proud with himself so people "beh song" shoot him by saying that he work for PM as a "D**" lo in youtube. The truth no one know la later know so much all go jail. That why we can always hear what the Singaporean actor say in the Singapore movie that "kiang lo hou mai ke kiang" and "mai ke po lo" meaning that clever is ok don't act over clever and don't be such a "busy body" and MYOB "mind your own business" and and and the most valuable thing i learn form Singaporean actor is "JUSTICE need to spent alot of money want le" .Actually they are trying to teach us indirectly lo, Singapore is our neighbor's ma sure good to us lo they also need water from us ma so many people just follow what they say lo like the movie titled "just follow the law" lo.

Furthermore different kinds of dissatisfaction also been shown in different way other than just streaming in video, singing out, they also made it into comics where we can see it in kennysia.com and lchisme.blogspot.com but LCH wan abit copy and modify la but still got a bit new idea la support support him la, he voiced out our dissatisfaction le. But all this is not as creative and brave like the Singaporean that they voice out their dissatisfaction in the movie they directed.Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Choices!!!

Will you donate part of your organ to your love one if your were too???? I have watched the movie titled "moneynoenought2" recently and the ending part was abit similar to the video above where its about donating our organ to our love one but that movie is about donating blood.
What i like most about this movie is it show real thing that will happen in life and you have to make choice on whether to save your mother or your daughter.I can't imagine if i was to be at that kind of situation. Its always the matter of choice in our life, we will always or at least once came to this tough part where we need to make choices, once we make the choices is like the road we choose and once we passed it there is no turning back. I hate making choices. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

New love interest....

Bought a car magazine today. Its featured ride was Honda Jazz. So nicely modified (Droolzzz~~) Anyways, I came across something that was so eye-catching that i Googled it but I can't find any website that's selling it. It's no other than.....

Honda Asimo plush toy!!!

Damn! Now I believe in love at first sight... Haha...

Husband around the country...

I posted this here simply because its worth to have a look at it and prove that not all husband treat their wife like this.Haha

Husband of the United Kingdom
Husband of the United states of America

Husband of Poland

Husband of Greece

Husband of Serbia


Husband of Ireland

And lastly sure husband of Malaysia

See so sweet and lovely, not every husband is bad especially husband in Malaysia is the best.Hope you don't mind Rachael. Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

Cloudy days & hard feelings...

Why do all these happen for these couple of days? It's turning from bad to worst. I really don't understand why such small fusses can turn straight into big troubles. I really don't get why they wanna put it in a harder way. If everyone can be more tolerant then most (I certainly can't say all) things can be solved in a more comfortable and peaceful way. How I wish I could be like u guys in ur families. I'm sure things don't turn out this harsh like what I'm experiencing nowadays. I'm not trying to say I'm born into an unlucky family but sometimes, I really envy how other parents can be more tolerant, caring, not ill-tempered and etc. Probably we who serve as the children, often make mistakes but parents should be more tolerant and not... It's not like we're on crack or something. And if we do? Will u kill us straight? I don't have the mood to continue. How I wish this mad season could end soon... This mind-blowing situation is seriously putting me into a hard position. Sigh~~

This is how i feel... Cloudy.... Sigh... :(

Care for some peanuts???

Ah Beng is a bus driver, one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

This goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'