Read.Think.Laugh.Lame

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.


Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born ma !!!


Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!


Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level !'

Nice soft toys....

The designer who created this soft toy is so wrong!!!! lols Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Weird friend transform!!!!

See how cute is my sleeping beauty & piglet friend after transforming haha..

Lame friend transform into hot chicks!!!




The two Indian owner of this blog transform into Handsome Chinese boy. Its a miracle.


Jeffery when he is still not thinking of changing his sex.

'Chao ah gua" transform to cool Jieh

Night club dancer transform to handsome boy

The poser transform to PCK. Don't play play ar..he say

Hui wei transform back to male


Donny without his la kia tattoos...

And finally La kia transform into Handsome boy
Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Weird friend of mine!!!

I was surfing on internet today and i found out that i have a lot of weird friend beside me that i don't even noticed it myself till today. I don't know, let you guys comment on them. Haha..

This is Geraldine or more known as sleeping beauty

This is Ru Yen or more known as piglet

This is Chai Tyng
This is Ena

This both are the lamest friend i ever had. The most lame part is Ena don't know what is a scooter lols.

This is a scooter my dear Ena

This is Ben.

This is Lai Chun Hung


This two are my Indian friend. Ben is the main owner of the levelxero blog while LCH is a k le fei of this blog like me. Don't be shock that levelxero blog is owned by Indian at least there are still me a Chinese owner. I hope that we can recruit a lot more races into our blog one day, it would be amazing.

This is Jeff, he is on the way to change his sex.

This is Jung Jieh and his is ' chao ah gua' lols (look at his face)

This is Wei Li, a night club dancer

This is Ah Yung wearing a Bikini

This is Johnny he is posting for you...

This is Hui Wei, he just came back form Thailand after his successful surgery to transsexual form male to female. LMAO!!!
This six are my " ah Gua" friends.

This is Donny. Is he weird with the "la kia" tatoo??

This is Ah sung and he is la kia, look at him you already knew it haha..

Those who are not posted over here don't feel bad as it doesn't mean that you are not my friend k just that you are not as weird as them. This post is for fun only no offenses ok???? Hope you guys enjoy it!!! Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Mistake!!!!!!!!

As a human being we often makes mistake in our life but what this mistake actually means????

If a hair stylist makes a mistake,
It's a
New style

If a driver makes a mistake,
It's a
New path

If an engineer makes a mistake,
It's a
New venture

If a parent makes a mistake,
It's a
New generation

If a politician makes a mistake,
It's a
New law

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It's a
New invention

If a Taylor makes a mistake,
It's a
New fashion

If a teacher makes a mistake,
It's a
New theory

If a boss makes a mistake,
It's a
New idea

But If you makes a mistake,
It's always a mistake.
Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Mylot -the best USD earning sites online!!!

This is the best site that I have found where we can earn money for just discussing about our own interest or participating in other discussions.

Steps To Be Done :

• Go to www.pay pal.com and create an account over there for free. Put the country Malaysia or what ever country that supports paypal payment system in it when it ask you for credit cards number just ignore it.Next open your email and active it.
  

• Join Mylot here!!!

• Then add as many interests as possible and don't worry as the rest of some interest can be add later.
  

• Then start earning by clicking into discussion. There are alot of discussion there, you can see the new topic, top topic, friend started and so on. Click any of it and there would be a list of topic people started. Drop by on the topic you interested and then response to it. Then you will earn money form it, its that easy. For example- ( An topic) What is your name?? you can just response by saying my name is XXX and things connected to the topics.
  

• Then In the top left corner you will see your profile name, near that you will see a link called New Discussion. Click on that to create a new discussion. Creating a new discussion or people response to your discussion will also increase your earning. Do remember to comment back on those respondent that response to your topic.
  


• The next one is a link called Profile. You can edit your profile in that.


• The next one shows your earnings. Earnings will be updated every 24 hours.


• Then comes the Preferences. You can add your Display Picture in that. Enter all the details asked for. Payments are transferred via Paypal. Enter the payment informations clearly from the paypal email you sign up before. Make sure you put an minimum of 10 as the payout so you can get paid when the earning is at 10 instead of 20 which would needed a longer time to earn..

These are the basics to be known when joining mylot.

Tips to Earn :

• Make sure that the responses you give are at least 5 lines big or a few sentences. Descriptive response will get more amount.


• When starting a new discussion, make sure of the time and the place where you start. For example- Start you discussions in the evenings(by 6 in India) where more people will be online and start it in interests which will have more responses (mylot,life, love, make more money, etc). Also upload some relevant picture to the topic you started as it can helps increase your earning.
  


• Never start a general discussion.


• Add more friends, everyone will look into what friends have started and response to it. This can increase the response too and increasing of response means increasing of earning.


• Comment on the responses that others give for your discussion. This will also help to get more responses.


• Quality of the discussion is more important and not the Quantity.

• Finally enjoy a lot. More you enjoy more you can earn and also i your mail you will receive some mail from mylot click in it there would be some links of your account on it. Find some friends or family to join under your link so that you can earn 25% of what they have contribute not earn. So you referrals must be active so that you can get some earning from them too.

Rules to be Followed :

• Never post any links in your discussion or in others discussions. It will get deleted. And the earnings will also be deducted from your account.

Other things to be known :

• Once you reach your 100 posts, you will get a Star near your name. It will be rated with some number between 1 to 10, 10 being the highest. This Star doesn't affect your earnings.Its only used to see your rating and hows your manner and whether the members inside likes you or not.
  

• After reaching 200 posts, you will be able to add smilies to your discussions.

After reaching 500 posts, you will be able to post links in your discussions. Links to advertise has to be avoided. Links to some articles or such things can only be posted.

Hows Mylot Payment system works
If you put a minimum of 10 as your payout mylot will pay you on 15 each month through your paypal account if you reach the payout of 10 at the end of the month. For example you start joining mylot on 1 August then at the end of 31 August u earn over 10 the minimum payout. Mylot will pay you on the 15 of September at the same year. If you doesn't reach the payout at the end of the month, the money you earn would be carry over to the following month so don't worry.How to get the money in pay pal to use?? most people used it to buy things online or invest in other ptc sites. If you want to take out the money you need to go to public bank or other banks and apply a public vista electron debit card and then copy the password on the card into your pay pal account. Then its done and the debit cards works like an Atm card where you can take those money in any Atm machine. The money you earn in mylot would be in USD currency.

The BEST thing about mylot
Why mylot is the best????? Its simply because its free of charge. You invest 0 to earn unlike other ptc sites where you need to invest some money to rent referrals or some premium members stuff.Also it doesn't require any credit card number just need your paypal email address no one can hack it.Its as easy as abc just post and response thats all. This mylot sites is quite stable and save that i can assure that its the best forum sites ever and there are alot member inside that join it for few years already and they really get the payment, ITS not a SCAM sites..I and few friend of mine get their payment too, so far they are earning like $100USD.I will post the payment proof soon. So what are you waiting for???? start join now by clicking Mylot. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

SHR = Selamat Hari Raya

To all our Muslim friends and readers, Happy Raya. Enjoy yourselves during this festive season. Have a great holiday everyone.
Regards from Level Xero