Happy birdday to Birdman a.k.a Ben
May all your bird wish come true. Hope you have a bird blast on your birdday.
May all your bird wish come true. Hope you have a bird blast on your birdday.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Scalar Energy in town with Fusion Excel!!!
Fusion Excel HQ Opening Ceremony 8.08 PM 08.08.08 (1)
What an auspicious start! FE's new HQ at Lots 8230-8231, Jalan 222A Section 51A, Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia was officially opened with fireworks at 8 mins past 8 pm on the 8th month of 2008 to coincide with the opening ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Olympics! The timing was perfect and will always be remembered for years to come!
FE's new 18,000 square feet HQ comes with an impressive lobby with fountains and water features, a big and functional sales area, a big members lounge,a big seminar room, meeting rooms, large admin areas upstairs and warehouse and storage facilities.
There were 500 invited guests for the ceremony and ribbon cutting, including 80 VIPs from overseas. Everybody had a great time being entertained by a 3 piece Jazz Band and live telecast of the 2008 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony with free flow of sumptious food and drinks! Father of Thai Jazz Metawat Sapsanyakorn also entertain the crowd with his famous jazz music. Also at the event FE is proud to announce the sponsorship of a telemovie "The Legacy of A Lost Love" with film producer and actor James Wong Chee Keong. FE's Quantum Pendant will be written into the storyline and featured prominently in the movie. It was a night to be remembered!
Amongst the VIPs and Celebrities, local and overseas, gracing FE's Opening Ceremony are: Mrs Pattana Chuensiri (Thai Lion Club President), Rit Louecha (Thai Superstar), Aswin Banrungkit (Thai Superstar), Major Gen Khattiya "Sae-Dang", Don Chan (FE Thai Country Licensee), Surabadin Sombatchareon (Famous Thai DJ, Actor and Singer), Metawat Sapsanyakorn (Father of Thai Jazz), Prof Dr Vichit (FE Thai Medical Cosultant), Surachai Sombatcharoen(Famous Thai Country Singer), Sanphon Amatavanich (President Thai Rotary Club), Prof Dr Police General Darun Sotthbandhu PHD, Sombati Medhanee (Thai Superstar), Pol Major General Angkul, Mrs Pitchuda Plaivech (Thai Lion Club President), Manuel Monsour (FE's Filipino Spokesman and well known Movie Star), Judge Lorenzo (President Lighthouse Centre and Charter President Rotary Club Quezon City Nth, Philippines), James Wong Chee Keong (well known Malaysian Actor & Presenter), Frederick Lee Meng Chong (Actor and Model), Novel Lim Siew Theng (Former Miss Astro Chinese International 2006), Aenie Wong Sook Kuang (Former Miss Malaysia Asia Pacific).
FE would like to take this opportunity to thank all our Leaders for this VERY SUCCESSFUL EVENT! HIP HIP HOORAY!!
James Wong renowned Malaysia Actor is also attending
Quantum Pendant
Quantum Flask
Enhanced with Scalar Energy
FusionExcel’s Quantum Bracelet is made from natural minerals that are fused and structurally bonded together at a molecular level. It produces scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s bio-electric field. The Quantum Bracelet promotes positive flow of energy and helps to maintain energy balance. It helps to restore energy that has become weak in the body. By restoring the energy balance in the body this pendant and bracelet help one to maintain health and well-being.
Usage
Other benefits with Quantum product.
To see some of the testimonials from people that used Quantum product click here.
To see Quantum product strength test in Bangkok click here.
To see Quantum product balance test in Bangkok click here.
To see Quantum product flexibility test in Bangkok click here.
For more videos click here.
Anyone interested to know more please visit www.fusionexcel.com or drop me a message.
What an auspicious start! FE's new HQ at Lots 8230-8231, Jalan 222A Section 51A, Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia was officially opened with fireworks at 8 mins past 8 pm on the 8th month of 2008 to coincide with the opening ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Olympics! The timing was perfect and will always be remembered for years to come!
FE's new 18,000 square feet HQ comes with an impressive lobby with fountains and water features, a big and functional sales area, a big members lounge,a big seminar room, meeting rooms, large admin areas upstairs and warehouse and storage facilities.
There were 500 invited guests for the ceremony and ribbon cutting, including 80 VIPs from overseas. Everybody had a great time being entertained by a 3 piece Jazz Band and live telecast of the 2008 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony with free flow of sumptious food and drinks! Father of Thai Jazz Metawat Sapsanyakorn also entertain the crowd with his famous jazz music. Also at the event FE is proud to announce the sponsorship of a telemovie "The Legacy of A Lost Love" with film producer and actor James Wong Chee Keong. FE's Quantum Pendant will be written into the storyline and featured prominently in the movie. It was a night to be remembered!
Amongst the VIPs and Celebrities, local and overseas, gracing FE's Opening Ceremony are: Mrs Pattana Chuensiri (Thai Lion Club President), Rit Louecha (Thai Superstar), Aswin Banrungkit (Thai Superstar), Major Gen Khattiya "Sae-Dang", Don Chan (FE Thai Country Licensee), Surabadin Sombatchareon (Famous Thai DJ, Actor and Singer), Metawat Sapsanyakorn (Father of Thai Jazz), Prof Dr Vichit (FE Thai Medical Cosultant), Surachai Sombatcharoen(Famous Thai Country Singer), Sanphon Amatavanich (President Thai Rotary Club), Prof Dr Police General Darun Sotthbandhu PHD, Sombati Medhanee (Thai Superstar), Pol Major General Angkul, Mrs Pitchuda Plaivech (Thai Lion Club President), Manuel Monsour (FE's Filipino Spokesman and well known Movie Star), Judge Lorenzo (President Lighthouse Centre and Charter President Rotary Club Quezon City Nth, Philippines), James Wong Chee Keong (well known Malaysian Actor & Presenter), Frederick Lee Meng Chong (Actor and Model), Novel Lim Siew Theng (Former Miss Astro Chinese International 2006), Aenie Wong Sook Kuang (Former Miss Malaysia Asia Pacific).
FE would like to take this opportunity to thank all our Leaders for this VERY SUCCESSFUL EVENT! HIP HIP HOORAY!!
James Wong renowned Malaysia Actor is also attending
Father of Thai Jazz Metawat Sapsanyakorn
Quantum Pendant FusionExcel’s Quantum Pendant is made from natural minerals that are fused and structurally bonded together at a molecular level. It produces scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield. The Quantum Pendant promotes positive flow of energy and helps to maintain energy balance. It helps to restore energy that has become weak in the body. By restoring the energy balance in the body this pendant helps one to maintain health and well-being.
Usage
Wear it on a chain or carry it in your pocket. The scalar energy from the pendant works outwardly and within the body. Out¬wardly scalar energy enhances the body’s biofield. Inwardly it works to facilitate cell permeability and thereby enhances the many physiological functions of the cells in the body.
What does it make of??
It was make of by 70 mineral based high-tech formulated energy, made from volcanic lava from Japan. Its is capable of emitting scalar energy instantly transforming bio-energy into our body to promote molecular activities of water molecules in body organs. Resulted in holistic healthcare functions the most natural way.
Health Benefits
Usage
Wear it on a chain or carry it in your pocket. The scalar energy from the pendant works outwardly and within the body. Out¬wardly scalar energy enhances the body’s biofield. Inwardly it works to facilitate cell permeability and thereby enhances the many physiological functions of the cells in the body.
What does it make of??
It was make of by 70 mineral based high-tech formulated energy, made from volcanic lava from Japan. Its is capable of emitting scalar energy instantly transforming bio-energy into our body to promote molecular activities of water molecules in body organs. Resulted in holistic healthcare functions the most natural way.
Health Benefits
- Reduces inflammation
- Promotes unclumping of cells
- Enhances circulation
- Enhances immune and endocrine systems
- Has the ability to destroy viruses and bacteria
- Enhances cellular nutrition and detoxification
- Enhances cellular permeability
- Increases energy
- Helps to protect DNA from damage
- Helps to retard the ageing process
- Helps to fight cancer cells
- Strengthens the body’s biofield preventing
electro-magnetic waves from affecting one’s health - Increases focus and concentration
Quantum FlaskEnhanced with Scalar Energy
FusionExcel’s Quantum Flasks is a Stainless Steel Flask enhanced with Scalar Energy. R & D studies shows that energy from the Quantum Flask is capable of restructuring water molecules into smaller clusters. The smaller clusters of water enhance the bio-availability of water in the body thus promoting the various physiological functions in the body complex.
Properties of energized water
Water energized by this flask carries subtle energy vibrations that enhance the body’s biofield. This is essential for one’s health and wellness.
This type of water has smaller water clusters and this makes water more bio-available. Hence the absorption of nutrients and detoxification at the most basic level is facilitated and enables water to carry its myriad of functions effectively.
Usage
Simply fill up the Quantum Flask with normal drinking water. After a few minutes the water will be energized and is ready for consumption. Water from the Quantum Flask can also be used to wash open wounds and infected parts of the skin. Water used in this manner helps to relieve pain and hastens the healing process.
Health Benefits
FusionExcel’s Quantum Flasks is a Stainless Steel Flask enhanced with Scalar Energy. R & D studies shows that energy from the Quantum Flask is capable of restructuring water molecules into smaller clusters. The smaller clusters of water enhance the bio-availability of water in the body thus promoting the various physiological functions in the body complex.
Properties of energized water
Water energized by this flask carries subtle energy vibrations that enhance the body’s biofield. This is essential for one’s health and wellness.
This type of water has smaller water clusters and this makes water more bio-available. Hence the absorption of nutrients and detoxification at the most basic level is facilitated and enables water to carry its myriad of functions effectively.
Usage
Simply fill up the Quantum Flask with normal drinking water. After a few minutes the water will be energized and is ready for consumption. Water from the Quantum Flask can also be used to wash open wounds and infected parts of the skin. Water used in this manner helps to relieve pain and hastens the healing process.
Health Benefits
- To increase energy
- To promote unclumping of cells
- To enhance circulation
- To enhance immune and endocrine systems
- To destroy viruses and bacteria
- To enhance the cellular nutrition and detoxification
- To enhance cellular permeability
- To reduce inflammation
- To protect the DNA from damage
- To retard the ageing process
- To strengthen the body's biofield preventing electro-magnetic waves from affecting one's health
- To focus and concentrate better.
Enhanced with Scalar EnergyFusionExcel’s Quantum Bracelet is made from natural minerals that are fused and structurally bonded together at a molecular level. It produces scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s bio-electric field. The Quantum Bracelet promotes positive flow of energy and helps to maintain energy balance. It helps to restore energy that has become weak in the body. By restoring the energy balance in the body this pendant and bracelet help one to maintain health and well-being.
Usage
Wear it on your wrist or carry it in your pocket. The scalar energy from the bracelet works outwardly and within the body. Outwardly scalar energy enhances the body’s bio-electric field. Inwardly it works to facilitate cell permeability and thereby enhances the many physiological functions of the cells in the body.
Scalar Energy is known to
- Reduces inflammation
- Promotes unclumping of cells
- Enhances circulation
- Enhances immune and endocrine systems
- Enhances cellular nutrition and detoxification
- Enhances cellular permeability
- Increases energy
- Helps to protect DNA from damage
- Helps to retard the ageing process
- Strengthens the body’s biofield preventing
electro-magnetic waves from affecting one’s health - Better focus and concentration
Other benefits with Quantum product.
- Reduce migraine headaches
- Low metabolic rates
- Regulates Hypertension or blood pressure
- Arthritic, joint aches and pains
- Aches and pains, like frozen shoulder
- Keeps cells healthy, thus delaying ageing process
- Retards growth of malignant or cancerous cells
- Hair loss
- Eyes, reduces cataracts
- Diabetic conditions
- Insomnia
- Improve concentration
- Improving recovery of stroke patients
To see some of the testimonials from people that used Quantum product click here.
To see Quantum product strength test in Bangkok click here.To see Quantum product balance test in Bangkok click here.
To see Quantum product flexibility test in Bangkok click here.
For more videos click here.
Anyone interested to know more please visit www.fusionexcel.com or drop me a message.
Scalar energy!!!
The literature states that the scalar is created when two common electromagnetic waves come together from two different converging vectors or angles; where the energy vectors meet the equal frequencies cancel each other leaving a standing or stationary energy. The space the scalar occupies is not a vacuum but alive with checked and balanced energies. The literature describes that it can be created by electromagnetic generators or naturally when similar frequency waves in the environment meet from two different vectors. Therefore, small random scalar energies are always present in the environment.
I have discovered that when the Mind-Field™ is consciously focused, intent can direct electromagnetic frequencies to enter the body at opposite ends of a straight angle or line, i.e. front to back, up to down, right to left, placing scalar energy in the trunk, head and legs. I believe that the bioscalar is the sustained energy for healing that all successful healers create and direct. In the same way each of us can create the powerful resting bioscalar energy and by thought we can direct it to bodily areas and give it instruction to: eliminate pain, heal traumatized tissue, destroy disease and eliminate tumor growths. Certainly this is not a new thought to the healing arts, however the mechanism by which the mind creates and directs this energy is new and scientifically verifiable.
Beardon believed that the scalar energy resided in the nucleus of the atom. How profound! If this is true, the bioscalar energy is deeper than cells, molecules, genes, and the DNA. It is a source energy that directly influences all tissue. Beardon further states that the scalar energy is a repository for information. Probably when human thought and intent make major changes in bodily tissue it occurs by creating and informing the scalar energy at the most microscopic level – the nucleus of the atom.
After the energy starts pooling at the center of your body , this is where your intent takes over. Now consciously direct the energy to a location with information as to what it is to accomplish, such as: remove pain, clear trauma, destroy disease, rebuild degenerated tissue and absorb growths. You may change vectors to another plane. Depending on the severity of the health problem this procedure should be continued for 10 minutes to several hours.
When healing another person it is best to increase and stabilize your own electromagnetic field first, followed by visualizing or hands-on treatment using the same procedure as creating a scalar in yourself. It is better to create the scalar for another person while exhaling. Many excellent healers create this bioscalar energy automatically without awareness or realization that they have manipulated the structure of electromagnetic waves.
The scalar energy will increase in size up to a certain point if you continue creating it. When the internal pressure increases, the surface tension will lessen and the energy will expand in bodily tissue. Your intent can also start the expansion which continues until the energy is dissipated and returned to electromagnetism. You cannot store scalar energy indefinitely. If you need it you must re-create it. During the expansion phase the energy spreads out over molecules, cells, organs and systems. This is when healing takes place. Remember that the scalar energy is force by expansion. The human mind instructs it in its direction and its focus.
How Does the Scalar Heal?
1) Improving circulation.
Research in 1950 at the Max Planck Institute in
2) Improving chemistry.
Puharich found improvement in the immune and endocrine systems from in vitro study of scalars. Rein did extensive biological studies using the Teslar watch. Lymphocytes exposed to the Teslar watch scalars increased proliferation by 75% compared to the same watch without a scalar coil. Using other scalar generators he discovered a modulation of basic biochemical communication between nerve cells. Byrd also showed scalar energy increased the strength of low-level EEG frequencies. Rein found individual differences in biological responses to both electromagnetic fields and scalar energy. Our research has shown that the individual’s signature pattern of the electromagnetic field, probably the coherency of the individual’s field, predicts the responsiveness to both energies. Furthermore, Rein questioned how much effect on biotissue could be uniquely attributed to the scalar wave since it exists in a larger electromagnetic field.
100 makes perfect....
Gonna add this to my current collection if I can get it. (In Kuching). But its more costly compared to other Absoluts. However, that won't stop me from getting it. Whee~~
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Humour Attack
Wife : Why do you always carry my photo in your handbag to the office?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Sequences
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now for After the marriage, read the conversations from the bottom to the top. :)
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now for After the marriage, read the conversations from the bottom to the top. :)
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
A woman's thinking...
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit so she asked her son to use his own phone to pass an urgent message to daddy who is at work site.
After the son had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone but the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile phone yet it was still the woman picking up.
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work site, immediately when she saw him, she gave him a very hot tight slap. While the hubby was trying to ask why the slap? She repeated the slap, people from the neighborhood rushed around to know what is happening.
The man asked the son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, the son said "The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later".
After the son had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone but the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile phone yet it was still the woman picking up.
She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work site, immediately when she saw him, she gave him a very hot tight slap. While the hubby was trying to ask why the slap? She repeated the slap, people from the neighborhood rushed around to know what is happening.
The man asked the son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, the son said "The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later".
Monday, December 8, 2008
Confessions
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes; father."
Priest: "Like this?(as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"
Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her"you know
where")
Girl: "YES FATHER ;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"
Priest: "(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call him a son of a
bitch"
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!
Priest: "SHIT! THAT SON OF A bitch!!!
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes; father."
Priest: "Like this?(as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"
Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her"you know
where")
Girl: "YES FATHER ;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"
Priest: "(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call him a son of a
bitch"
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!
Priest: "SHIT! THAT SON OF A bitch!!!
Toilet manners...
During one of the daily classes, a teacher was trying to teach her students good manners by asking them the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted...
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted...
Friday, December 5, 2008
Dedicated to Vin & Von
Here's how it goes. Alvin apparently is a Virgo and Yvonne is a Gemini. So here's what u guys are asking for... Let's start with Virgo.
Ok now Gemini...
Ok I think I've made my point and my promise. U guys can refer to these but I can't assure that it's practically true. Anyways, I hope u guys meet your points. Haha. Enjoy...
*VIRGO - The compassionate & caring
Fussy & narrow-minded
Confident, successful & creative
The one available when you need companionship the most
Tend to have faith in others
Kind-hearted
Tend to become victims in relationships
Prefers to love & be loved in return
Confident, successful & creative
The one available when you need companionship the most
Tend to have faith in others
Kind-hearted
Tend to become victims in relationships
Prefers to love & be loved in return
Ok now Gemini...
*GEMINI - The one who prefers to explore a little bit abou everything
Talented
Thirsty for knowledge & experience
Curious & mischievous
Tend to look for partner who can keep up with them mentally & physically
Lead unique & unusual lives
Appear mysterious & often get misunderstood
Good in money-making (but also spends a lot)
Talented
Thirsty for knowledge & experience
Curious & mischievous
Tend to look for partner who can keep up with them mentally & physically
Lead unique & unusual lives
Appear mysterious & often get misunderstood
Good in money-making (but also spends a lot)
Ok I think I've made my point and my promise. U guys can refer to these but I can't assure that it's practically true. Anyways, I hope u guys meet your points. Haha. Enjoy...
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Rediscovered
Well I was so bored that I randomly read anonymous blogs. No harm done right? Boredom strikes me again... Anyways, here's what I've found out. Apparently, most of the descriptions were so right about me. I was like wth when I was reading. Well I highlighted the parts which I think describes me most precisely. Lol. Here it goes...
(p.s: for those who know me well, you guys will agree with me) :)
(p.s: for those who know me well, you guys will agree with me) :)
*CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter Patient and wise.
Practical and rigid.
Ambitious.
Tends to be good-looking.
Humorous and funny.
Can be a bit shy and reserved.
Often pessimists.
Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times.
Hold grudges.
Like competition.
Get what they want.
Ambitious.
Tends to be good-looking.
Humorous and funny.
Can be a bit shy and reserved.
Often pessimists.
Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times.
Hold grudges.
Like competition.
Get what they want.
How does it feel
How does it feel
To have a burden held upon you
How does it feel
To have all eyes staring mad at you
How does it feel
To have all the blame put on you
How does it feel
When you feel like you've done something you think you've done right
but end up screwing yourself
How does it feel
To hear those insulting words
How does it feel
To feel different
How does it feel
To have a different life compared to your surrounding life?
How does it feel
To get use to a life like that
How does it feel
To not ask for anything more
How does it feel
To be looked down upon
How does it feel
To be inferior
How does it feel
To be me...
To have a burden held upon you
How does it feel
To have all eyes staring mad at you
How does it feel
To have all the blame put on you
How does it feel
When you feel like you've done something you think you've done right
but end up screwing yourself
How does it feel
To hear those insulting words
How does it feel
To feel different
How does it feel
To have a different life compared to your surrounding life?
How does it feel
To get use to a life like that
How does it feel
To not ask for anything more
How does it feel
To be looked down upon
How does it feel
To be inferior
How does it feel
To be me...
Monday, December 1, 2008
Counting down the days
Me in Xmas moooood... Hmm... Feeling the christmas atmosphere all around. Christmas songs playing in every shopping malls. Ornaments and huge Xmas trees around. All these signifies the season to celebrate is just around the corner. In the blink of an eye, 2008 is coming to an end. Sigh~~ A big portion of the year have passed and yet I have no achievements or improvements. Maybe I expect too much but life is so stagnent for me. I don't know. I should find something to preoccupy my life. Anyways, I won't be home for Christmas. Sad. However, I'm glad that exams are so over and I get to enjoy idling, doing whatever I desire and go window shopping. Haha. Anyways, have a great holiday everyone. Don't frust. Don't sigh. Don't be sad. It's a holiday season. Right? Right? Yea. That's about it. Me signing out. "Drop dead". Lol.
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