A woman's thinking...

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit so she asked her son to use his own phone to pass an urgent message to daddy who is at work site.

After the son had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone but the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile phone yet it was still the woman picking up.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work site, immediately when she saw him, she gave him a very hot tight slap. While the hubby was trying to ask why the slap? She repeated the slap, people from the neighborhood rushed around to know what is happening.

The man asked the son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, the son said "The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment. Please try again later".

Confessions

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned"

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes; father."

Priest: "Like this?(as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where"

Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her"you know
where")

Girl: "YES FATHER ;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!"

Priest: "(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call him a son of a
bitch"

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!

Priest: "SHIT! THAT SON OF A bitch!!!

Toilet manners...

During one of the daily classes, a teacher was trying to teach her students good manners by asking them the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...

Dedicated to Vin & Von

Here's how it goes. Alvin apparently is a Virgo and Yvonne is a Gemini. So here's what u guys are asking for... Let's start with Virgo.

*VIRGO - The compassionate & caring

Fussy & narrow-minded
Confident, successful & creative
The one available when you need companionship the most
Tend to have faith in others
Kind-hearted
Tend to become victims in relationships
Prefers to love & be loved in return

Ok now Gemini...

*GEMINI - The one who prefers to explore a little bit abou everything
Talented
Thirsty for knowledge & experience
Curious & mischievous
Tend to look for partner who can keep up with them mentally & physically
Lead unique & unusual lives
Appear mysterious & often get misunderstood
Good in money-making (but also spends a lot)

Ok I think I've made my point and my promise. U guys can refer to these but I can't assure that it's practically true. Anyways, I hope u guys meet your points. Haha. Enjoy...

Rediscovered

Well I was so bored that I randomly read anonymous blogs. No harm done right? Boredom strikes me again... Anyways, here's what I've found out. Apparently, most of the descriptions were so right about me. I was like wth when I was reading. Well I highlighted the parts which I think describes me most precisely. Lol. Here it goes...
(p.s: for those who know me well, you guys will agree with me) :)

*CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter Patient and wise.

Practical and rigid.
Ambitious.
Tends to be good-looking.
Humorous and funny.
Can be a bit shy and reserved.
Often pessimists.
Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times.
Hold grudges.
Like competition.
Get what they want.

How does it feel

How does it feel
To have a burden held upon you
How does it feel
To have all eyes staring mad at you
How does it feel
To have all the blame put on you
How does it feel
When you feel like you've done something you think you've done right
but end up screwing yourself
How does it feel
To hear those insulting words
How does it feel
To feel different
How does it feel
To have a different life compared to your surrounding life?
How does it feel
To get use to a life like that
How does it feel
To not ask for anything more
How does it feel
To be looked down upon
How does it feel
To be inferior
How does it feel
To be me...

Counting down the days

Me in Xmas moooood... Hmm... Feeling the christmas atmosphere all around. Christmas songs playing in every shopping malls. Ornaments and huge Xmas trees around. All these signifies the season to celebrate is just around the corner. In the blink of an eye, 2008 is coming to an end. Sigh~~ A big portion of the year have passed and yet I have no achievements or improvements. Maybe I expect too much but life is so stagnent for me. I don't know. I should find something to preoccupy my life. Anyways, I won't be home for Christmas. Sad. However, I'm glad that exams are so over and I get to enjoy idling, doing whatever I desire and go window shopping. Haha. Anyways, have a great holiday everyone. Don't frust. Don't sigh. Don't be sad. It's a holiday season. Right? Right? Yea. That's about it. Me signing out. "Drop dead". Lol.