Durex range..

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Durability
reliability
excellence

Durex have been awarded the world most highest quality in producing condoms. In fact, Durex have been awarded this title after beating the rest of condom brands. Do you know that before Durex condoms have been sold out they have been tested for their tensile STRENGTH, burst CAPACITY and holes in ACCORDANCE with the internationals standard for condoms. I never know that its so hard to produce a condoms. Haha.. Because of this its enable most people to "play safe" and free from sickness.
What amuse me was the range for the Durex condom products.

What does it means by extra safe?? Double layer??
Its call extra safe cause its a premium condoms ( i never know that we do have premium condoms too, maybe this is for only rich people to use lols.) Extra safe provide thicker and extra lubricated and its the most popular among the Durex range. There is also an economic pack for extra safe as more people demand for it. Maybe value pack next time?? Buy 3 free 1.

Form its packaging, I thought that it was feather condoms???
No, no and no.... Fetherlite means that its easy-on-shape for a better feel and shape ( soft just like a feather) This is the thinnest condoms in the Durex range and its thin so that male can get greater sensitivity.

What a wicked condoms "love"
This condoms have non-spermicidal for a natural feelings. Most teenager bought this product.

"Together condom"
You are only allow to use this as you really wanna be together with your love ones forever.

Close fit condom is for a fit person to use lols .
This condoms provide a tighter fit for extra "confidence". Even condoms can make us feel more confidence. Those male who are lack of confidence please do wear this condom wherever you go to boost your confidence. Wear it to presentation if you don't have confidence when presenting hahaha...

Comfort condom is for people who have a LARGER "brother" to use. Mostly it would be more popular over western country as western people have bigger and longer brother than Asian people .

Don't you think that this packaging looks like Dunhill menthol 20's box?? Maybe Dunhill would produce condoms next time when smoking is ban over the world. Tingle condom is for special people as this condoms is coated with a special lubricant which creates a gentle tingling sensation. I don't know what thing so special la never use ma. Still kids..

Pleasuremax condom is for people who wanted to maximize their stimulation "behold the mighty power of S**. Using this condoms people will feel very high like flying in the sky hahaha..

"Pork ribs" ribbed condom
This condoms are uniquely positioned ribs designed for greater sensation during love making.


Sensation condoms uses is for a greater female stimulation not male. So I don't think this would be a very popular product for male.

This packaging make it looks like sweet. Please take extra precaution with your children whenever your children under 18 walked pass this Select condoms they might ended up chewing this condoms. Yum yum...Its taste like orange. There is also a strawberry flavor sweet . For male who love fruit this would be their favorite condoms. I pity their wife as they might have "sister" smell like orange, strawberry or even durian lols... Can't imagine it.

Dunhill light opps.... see wrong haha should be play mix condoms. This condoms is only use when you play mix maybe human with animal, dog with cat, white with black and so on lols.. Play mix is created for a exciting selection of condoms for male to choose as for some male they tends to get tired of using same condoms and they don't have any idea on what condoms to use. They can try this play mix, different type of condoms was in it so you wouldn't know what kind of condoms you might bought. Hope the supermarket doesn't placed this play mix condom in wrong section as there are product like party mix for chocolate and so on. They might get mixed up. Hope reader of levelxero gain some knowledge for the condoms and make good use of it and wait till the right time to use it. Free your life from aids, you make a different. Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

Bra HAS many Uses...

Japan is always a leading nation in technology. Most Japanese people are smart, innovative and talented. We can always see the talent of the Japanese in Japanese talent show while for smart we can just simply compare their cell phone technology with our country. I have a Japanese friends where i meet through my sports competition. He told me that he owned a 3G phone a year plus when Malaysia is just about to introduce 3G phone.. This post would show you how innovative that the Japanese is. For Malaysia the purpose of bra is just to protect womans breast and act as a cloth, meanwhile Japanese have use their innovative to make bra into many uses.

That have invented this warming bra for winter season

Triumph is quite a famous company in producing branded bra in bra industry.
In order to defend its name they invented the new bra take can turn into bag to fight the warming bra the Japanese invented.

As you concern, the Japanese of course doesn't want to loss in the bra industry as well since they are leading in many industry across the world.
This is where the new concept bra entitle "EAT AT YOUR own BRA" was invented haha..
Do you think people would wanted to eat the food store at their own bra and been naturally warm by their own breast??? haha maybe you will try it out. I am jealous as only girls get to try it out lols.

Presented: The bra that allow user to store food and eat from it.
Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

The Matrix Movies Series..

The movie "The Matrix" is a few years back movie shown in cinema. I guess most of you must have watched it. I personally like this movies alot as the stun inside impressed me. I like the effect done in the movie and also the story line. I have watch The Matrix from The Matrix to Matrix reloaded to Matrix Revolution for several times. Hoping to have more movie on the Matrix.

The Matrix Trailer

The Matrix Reloaded trailer

The Matrix Revolution trailer

Since The matrix movies series is so famous around the world people started to edit it by doing their own Matrix stun. Enjoy some of the Matrix video i found in youtube done by the Japanese in Japanese Talent show.

The Matrix Ping Pong ( most of you must have seem this as its quite famous)

Follow by Matrix Karate

Matrix Shaolin Soccer

People in Japan are also interested in Matrix dinner lols.

Matrix Mario done by student in Gordon College

Even the recent Olympics are been done in Matrix highlights
Hope levelxero reader enjoy the videos. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Talk of the town

Maison Monica ...

Monica Saloon is the place where i always went to cut my hair or get my hair done. In fact, most of you might know about Monica Saloon as its had take part on the recent Swinburne prom night by decorating student hair, make up and act as one of the sponsor for student council that night. Monica is the name of the shop owner. It was first started at Kenyalang now there are new branch opening at Simpang Tiga located beside Genesis that sell bridal cloths. Beside, Maison Monica is also an academy for those who are interested to learn how to cut hair and also make up. I came to know this Monica saloon cause 3 of my friend is working while learning inside. 2 of them work as a beginner hair stylist while the other one work as make up artist in Jf beauty inside Maison Monica..

The view from outside. The top is the saloon bottom is for make up and beauty

Monica Saloon door when you go upstairs

This is the front desk you will see when you enter


Here are the place where the customer sits to get their hair cut.

From top is Donny bottom is Hui Wei
Both of them are my hair stylist friend in Monica.
They are the one who cut my hair.

Hui Wei & Donny

This two are Hui Wei product during a hair show. The person at the end right is Johnny, he is the make up artist i mention. He help make up both of this model.

Newspaper model. Recycle ar?? haha



Hui Wei with both of his devil product on a Devil hair show

Another hair show

Charity hair show

Donny product

Hui Wei product

Hui Wei cutting my hair

Styling my hair


Final product
( The picture above is taken by professional photographer Pazuzu)
Feel free to drop by his blog at Pazuzu .

Other hair stylist at Monica saloon
Feel free to try out over this Saloon. If you find Donny and Hui Wei cut your hair just say is Alvin refer you and its only RM10. For male is cut plus wash while female is cut plus blow. After trying out and you are not satisfied with their cutting skill feel free to drop some comment here. Any bad or good comment will be accepted. They also help straightening, perming, twisting or dye hair at a low price not more than 100 i think cause they are still new. So far most of my hair style is cut by them and i and satisfy with it. If you still have doubt for their skill i suggest you to find the teacher at this saloon Ah Wei to cut for you. She has been this field for 25 years and i have seen her cut before and its quite skillful and professional.Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Realize

Been trough ups and downs lately
Been thinking about everything from the base
I know I took things for granted
I know I jumped to conclusions
I know I was over-confident
I know words spilled out, can't be taken back
I know I'm not a person with words
I know I don't have a great sense of humour
I know I should have accepted the invitation
Then I won't feel so miserable & useless
Then I would have moved along
Then all of these won't be written down
Then I know...
All good things come to an end
But I just facing the fact
Just like how you used to tell me...

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What the hack is this????

This is what my dad bought as a souvenir from Philippines. I am confuse of what is it. Can you tell me what it is?? What does it means?? Quoted by confuse (ke le fei) Alvin

I am 1 2 3 4 5...

Hi i am 1 2 3 4 5. Drop by at levelxero.blogspot.com to greet you all. Have a nice day. Quoted by lame (k le fei) Alvin

Weird seafood seller!!!

This is the seafood seller from Sunday market at Kuching.


Why do this seafood seller look weird??? not because of they sell a large quantity of seafood compare to Kuching seafood seller.
Its is because..........................




at this market the seafood seller stand on their stall while selling fish to their customer meanwhile Kuching seafood seller stand on ground when they sell their fish. So this seafood seller is at higher class compare to Kuching seafood seller lols hahaha.
This market is located in some part of Philippines where my dad took it when he was traveling over there. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

K le fei Alvin Transform!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As those who know me, my leg had just been operated one month ago. After the operation i have become "OKU". Thats how my friend E** call me. Simply because i cant walk properly like normal people do and i have limits on certain thing i wanted to do such as running and driving haha.Know what "OKU" is??? Its stand for "orang kurang upaya" meaning people with disability. Although i am sad about it but there is nothing i can do as its the fact so i take it as my fate my destiny. When i was in hospital one month ago, i found that there are many more people that are more unlucky and pity compare to me so i think that i shouldn't feel down just because of my leg as those people keep moving on their live although they have some disability for permanent while mine is just temporary. Sometimes life is so sucks but it would be different if we see it in a positive ways. We just have to keep ourself moving on when life come to uncertain period and bring up and down in our life. A lot of things is beyond our expectation and control, i might be here writing this post now but who knows tomorrow i might be in an accident and pass away so life is just once do enjoy it to the fullest, faced those uncertain with the love and supports from your friends and family as they will be the one and motivator for you in life. Over this post, I will be posting the the "OKU" me transform to "OMK" so my friends E** please call me "OMK" starts from today lols.. HAHA.... "OMK"="orang mempunyai keupayaan".

OKU


TRANSFORM
TO


OMK

I am feeling like a superman now.

I can now walk without my robotic stick, months to go before i can get rid of my robotic leg. You can see my robotic leg on my right leg. Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

Good In English?

FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH YES/NO

1) __________ ,I DON'T HAVE SENSE.

2) __________ ,I AM STUPID.

3) __________ ,I DONT HAVE BRAIN.

Read.Think.Laugh.Lame

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.


Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I born ma !!!


Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!


Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me la....


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level !'

Nice soft toys....

The designer who created this soft toy is so wrong!!!! lols Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Weird friend transform!!!!

See how cute is my sleeping beauty & piglet friend after transforming haha..

Lame friend transform into hot chicks!!!




The two Indian owner of this blog transform into Handsome Chinese boy. Its a miracle.


Jeffery when he is still not thinking of changing his sex.

'Chao ah gua" transform to cool Jieh

Night club dancer transform to handsome boy

The poser transform to PCK. Don't play play ar..he say

Hui wei transform back to male


Donny without his la kia tattoos...

And finally La kia transform into Handsome boy
Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin