Friday, October 24, 2008

Durex range..

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Durability
reliability
excellence

Durex have been awarded the world most highest quality in producing condoms. In fact, Durex have been awarded this title after beating the rest of condom brands. Do you know that before Durex condoms have been sold out they have been tested for their tensile STRENGTH, burst CAPACITY and holes in ACCORDANCE with the internationals standard for condoms. I never know that its so hard to produce a condoms. Haha.. Because of this its enable most people to "play safe" and free from sickness.
What amuse me was the range for the Durex condom products.


What does it means by extra safe?? Double layer??
Its call extra safe cause its a premium condoms ( i never know that we do have premium condoms too, maybe this is for only rich people to use lols.) Extra safe provide thicker and extra lubricated and its the most popular among the Durex range. There is also an economic pack for extra safe as more people demand for it. Maybe value pack next time?? Buy 3 free 1.

Form its packaging, I thought that it was feather condoms???
No, no and no.... Fetherlite means that its easy-on-shape for a better feel and shape ( soft just like a feather) This is the thinnest condoms in the Durex range and its thin so that male can get greater sensitivity.

What a wicked condoms "love"
This condoms have non-spermicidal for a natural feelings. Most teenager bought this product.

"Together condom"
You are only allow to use this as you really wanna be together with your love ones forever.

Close fit condom is for a fit person to use lols .
This condoms provide a tighter fit for extra "confidence". Even condoms can make us feel more confidence. Those male who are lack of confidence please do wear this condom wherever you go to boost your confidence. Wear it to presentation if you don't have confidence when presenting hahaha...

Comfort condom is for people who have a LARGER "brother" to use. Mostly it would be more popular over western country as western people have bigger and longer brother than Asian people .

Don't you think that this packaging looks like Dunhill menthol 20's box?? Maybe Dunhill would produce condoms next time when smoking is ban over the world. Tingle condom is for special people as this condoms is coated with a special lubricant which creates a gentle tingling sensation. I don't know what thing so special la never use ma. Still kids..

Pleasuremax condom is for people who wanted to maximize their stimulation "behold the mighty power of S**. Using this condoms people will feel very high like flying in the sky hahaha..

"Pork ribs" ribbed condom
This condoms are uniquely positioned ribs designed for greater sensation during love making.


Sensation condoms uses is for a greater female stimulation not male. So I don't think this would be a very popular product for male.

This packaging make it looks like sweet. Please take extra precaution with your children whenever your children under 18 walked pass this Select condoms they might ended up chewing this condoms. Yum yum...Its taste like orange. There is also a strawberry flavor sweet . For male who love fruit this would be their favorite condoms. I pity their wife as they might have "sister" smell like orange, strawberry or even durian lols... Can't imagine it.

Dunhill light opps.... see wrong haha should be play mix condoms. This condoms is only use when you play mix maybe human with animal, dog with cat, white with black and so on lols.. Play mix is created for a exciting selection of condoms for male to choose as for some male they tends to get tired of using same condoms and they don't have any idea on what condoms to use. They can try this play mix, different type of condoms was in it so you wouldn't know what kind of condoms you might bought. Hope the supermarket doesn't placed this play mix condom in wrong section as there are product like party mix for chocolate and so on. They might get mixed up. Hope reader of levelxero gain some knowledge for the condoms and make good use of it and wait till the right time to use it. Free your life from aids, you make a different. Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

6 comments:

Potato said...

Which one you like? Can buy for you as birthday present...

Rabbit @ 小邓 said...

haha... how come u are so clear bout all of it? u shud put up the price as well la...

hiroki said...

u never use? don lie lah...

Wicked™ said...

Potato: I like all haha

Wicked™ said...

Swan: Hehe cause i got the brochure of it.And decide to let people learn more about condoms haha. Sadly no price available. You nid to check with pharmacy. haha

Wicked™ said...

Hiroki: use wat?? i am confuse.