Tuesday, September 30, 2008

SHR = Selamat Hari Raya


To all our Muslim friends and readers, Happy Raya. Enjoy yourselves during this festive season. Have a great holiday everyone.
Regards from Level Xero

Monday, September 29, 2008

Continue of Ownership extension...

Mr LCH who is our newly recruited member haven posted or contribute anything in levelxero.blogspot.com yet but we would like to introduce him to all of you in case you guy don't know one of our best Indian friend LCH.

I am LCH
Even thought he look like Chinese but don't let your eye fool you

My real name is Abu ne ne
This is his real faces when he is still in his country India few years ago

This is his father and their family camel

Do they look alike?? lols The most shocking part is that this LCH friend of us doesn't speaks INDIAN dialect he speaks and write in Chinese and English very well and he do practice alot of Chinese culture rather than Indian culture.Ke le fei Alvin really salute him!!!!! Don't belive me get into his life in www.lchisme.blogspot.com Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin


Great song...

Today is a winding road that's taking me to places that I didn't want to go
Today in the blink of an eye I'm holding on to something and I do not know why
I tried

I tried to read between the lines
I tried to look in your eyes
I want a simple explanation
For what I'm feeling inside
I gotta find a way out
Maybe there's a way out

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
And bring on the thunder

Today is a winding road
Tell me where to start and tell me something I don't know
Today I'm on my own
I can't move a muscle and I can't pick up the phone
I don't know

And now I'm itching for the tall grass
And longing for the breeze
I need to step outside
Just to see if I can breathe
I gotta find a way out
Maybe theres a way out

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain

Yeah I'm walking on a tightrope
I'm wrapped up in vines
I think we'll make it out
But you just gotta give me time
Strike me down with lightning
Let me feel you in my veins
I wanna let you know how much I feel your pain

Today is a winding road that's taking me to places that I didn't want to go

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder, and I said
Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors
I don't wanna ever love another
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
And bring on the thunder, and I said
Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer
Do you know you're unlike any other?
You'll always be my thunder
So bring on the rain
Oh baby bring on the pain
And listen to the thunder


Boys Like Girls - Thunder

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Voice out 2!!

As you can see Namewee represent the Chinese sing out his dissatisfaction for the Malay while some Malay also sound out their dissatisfaction to Chinese. So its fair already. Here are how Malay explain about themselves and voice out their thoughts so don't look down on Malay too as they can also sing, don't think only Chinese know how to sing their dissatisfaction le hehe. Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin


Friday, September 26, 2008

Never underestimate students...

Once, there was a teacher who didn't believe that God existed. Thus, he was thinking of a way in order to convince his students that God did not exist. Suddenly, he got an idea. Then, he took out a pen and spoke to his students...

Teacher: Can you see this pen?
Students: Yes, teacher.
Teacher: The pen is here, right?
Students: Yes it is.

Then, the teacher put his pen back into his pocket and he questioned his students once again.

Teacher: Now, do you see the pen?
Students: No, Sir.
Teacher: The pen isn't here, right?
Students: No it isn't.
Teacher: Do you see God?
Students: No, Sir.
Teacher: God isn't here, right?
Students: No, He isn't.

So, the teacher was so happy that he was done convincing his students that God did not exist. However, among his students there was a brighter one whose name was Wayne, raised up his hand.

Wayne: Teacher, can I speak up?
Teacher: Yes, of course. Come up front.
Wayne: My fellow classmates, do you see our teacher?
Students: Yes, we do.
Wayne: Our teacher is here right?
Students: Yes he is.
Wayne: Can you see his brain then?
Students: No, we can't.
Wayne: So, does he have a brain?
Students: No, he doesn't.

Voice out!!

Recently there are alot of things happening in our country. We can see racist issue raised by Kedah Mp and also Unmo Ahmad IsMail. Many people has voice out their unsatisfied feeling to the politician either in youtube or blog and it has becoming a trend nowadays so its also not excluded in this blog. We can see the news that the racist done by Kedah mp and also Ahmad have become more popular among the rest of the dissatisfaction issues raise.But why is it popular??? Simply because they are still free after what they have done. The most important thing is that they don't admit it and still very proud of it. Beside the Malay who raise up the racist issue, of course some Chinese also raise it out (kiasu) ma, but what they have is ended up in Jail even thought they apologize with their heart and confess that they didn't do it purposely. Our country is so "FAIR" and democratic some more.



Kedah MP




Ahmad Ismail

After all this happens Chinese people sure get mad lo, Chinese style is always show courage and not sitting down doing nothing and be a follower so there comes namewee who sing negarakuku to voice out his dissatisfaction but not purposely and then end up been jail then his fans "beh song" lo go modify his song and then voice out his dissatisfaction but haven been jailed yet. Soon maybe.


Namewee Fans modified.


If you have see the Ahmad video, inside he is so proud with himself so people "beh song" shoot him by saying that he work for PM as a "D**" lo in youtube. The truth no one know la later know so much all go jail. That why we can always hear what the Singaporean actor say in the Singapore movie that "kiang lo hou mai ke kiang" and "mai ke po lo" meaning that clever is ok don't act over clever and don't be such a "busy body" and MYOB "mind your own business" and and and the most valuable thing i learn form Singaporean actor is "JUSTICE need to spent alot of money want le" .Actually they are trying to teach us indirectly lo, Singapore is our neighbor's ma sure good to us lo they also need water from us ma so many people just follow what they say lo like the movie titled "just follow the law" lo.



Furthermore different kinds of dissatisfaction also been shown in different way other than just streaming in video, singing out, they also made it into comics where we can see it in kennysia.com and lchisme.blogspot.com but LCH wan abit copy and modify la but still got a bit new idea la support support him la, he voiced out our dissatisfaction le. But all this is not as creative and brave like the Singaporean that they voice out their dissatisfaction in the movie they directed.Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Choices!!!


Will you donate part of your organ to your love one if your were too???? I have watched the movie titled "moneynoenought2" recently and the ending part was abit similar to the video above where its about donating our organ to our love one but that movie is about donating blood.
What i like most about this movie is it show real thing that will happen in life and you have to make choice on whether to save your mother or your daughter.I can't imagine if i was to be at that kind of situation. Its always the matter of choice in our life, we will always or at least once came to this tough part where we need to make choices, once we make the choices is like the road we choose and once we passed it there is no turning back. I hate making choices. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

New love interest....

Bought a car magazine today. Its featured ride was Honda Jazz. So nicely modified (Droolzzz~~) Anyways, I came across something that was so eye-catching that i Googled it but I can't find any website that's selling it. It's no other than.....
Honda Asimo plush toy!!!

Damn! Now I believe in love at first sight... Haha...

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Husband around the country...

I posted this here simply because its worth to have a look at it and prove that not all husband treat their wife like this.Haha

Husband of the United Kingdom
Husband of the United states of America

Husband of Poland

Husband of Greece

Husband of Serbia


Husband of Ireland

And lastly sure husband of Malaysia

See so sweet and lovely, not every husband is bad especially husband in Malaysia is the best.Hope you don't mind Rachael. Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

Cloudy days & hard feelings...

Why do all these happen for these couple of days? It's turning from bad to worst. I really don't understand why such small fusses can turn straight into big troubles. I really don't get why they wanna put it in a harder way. If everyone can be more tolerant then most (I certainly can't say all) things can be solved in a more comfortable and peaceful way. How I wish I could be like u guys in ur families. I'm sure things don't turn out this harsh like what I'm experiencing nowadays. I'm not trying to say I'm born into an unlucky family but sometimes, I really envy how other parents can be more tolerant, caring, not ill-tempered and etc. Probably we who serve as the children, often make mistakes but parents should be more tolerant and not... It's not like we're on crack or something. And if we do? Will u kill us straight? I don't have the mood to continue. How I wish this mad season could end soon... This mind-blowing situation is seriously putting me into a hard position. Sigh~~
This is how i feel... Cloudy.... Sigh... :(

Monday, September 22, 2008

Care for some peanuts???

Ah Beng is a bus driver, one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah
Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat
you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'


Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about
20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat
you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'


This goes on for a few more
times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'


Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'


Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'


Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of
chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

Can I have your menu, Sir?

Waiter : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?
Customer : Tea please
Waiter : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Customer : Ceylon tea
Waiter : How would you like it? Black or white?
Customer : white
Waiter : Milk, or fresh cream?
Customer : With milk
Waiter : Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Customer : With cow's milk please.
Waiter : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Customer : Um, I'll just take it black.
Waiter : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Customer : With sugar
Waiter : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Customer : Cane sugar
Waiter : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Customer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Waiter : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Customer : Mineral water
Waiter : Flavored or non-flavored?
Customer : I think I'll just die of thirst

BM Karangan (Primary 6 standard)








Sunday, September 21, 2008

Gambir Sarawak

Every time i when for a walk with my friend at the waterfront we always passed by some stall that sold this Gambir Sarawak. I was very curious about it so i ask my friend what is that. My friend explained that is some kind of traditional herbs that have the same function like vigra.



Gambir Sarawak "Asli"
know why it put asli there meaning that there will be fake Gambir so if you need this alway look for asli one as only asli can give you this kind of performance.
RM 5 only for this performance who don't want???

This was what i found when typing Gambir Sarawak in google
Is this what those who use Gambir asli get?? How about fake Gambir??lols
The man looks like a fighter going for war? or en elephant with its trunk hanging around?

However recently i read this news about Gambir in the newspaper then i realized that Gambir have alot more uses for health cautions and people misuse it for sex aid. And there is alot information about the Gambir Sarawak in it which helps increase my shallow knowledge about Gambir.



Enlarge it by simply clicking on the picture.
Its has been said that Gambir Sarawak is sold by illegal hawker stall somewhere around waterfront and india street. And according to the seller most of the buyer are at old age as when people old they cant "stand" ,this is very common, although nothing to be shame off but control abit la so old later heart attack ar!!! The most shocking part is when the seller voice out that recently their is alot of teenager that buy this Gambir Sarawak from them too. What was the reason behind??? Is it for pre-marital sex or there is getting more teenager suffering from erecting or more prefer "cant stand" but very less got teenager cant stand la fake want or they just wanna try it out??if that so wait you old la... so nervous Are you one of them???? Quoted by (k le fei)Alvin

Outdated mooncakes festival celebration!!

Yesterday that is Saturday, I have been invited to see a wushu performance and other performance at the Mbks for moon cakes festival celebration which had pass about one week ago from its exact date of moon cakes festival. However my dad told me that the celebration done by Mbks is late for one week because if they celebrate it on the same day as moon cakes festival no people will come. The reason is because most people will rather celebrate it at home then coming here the Mbks and waited those "Big big people" (don't know which part big la) for 1 hour to arrive and talk for half hour then smile and cut the balloon, some sort of thing like opening ceremony and shake hand and "hu" each other till so song then they will sit, so wasted time always cost around 1 and a half hour plus plus only ma no big deal those ah ma, ah pek always can wait want ma this sort of things have become our traditional. As for me,of course i feel very happy because i got the chance to celebrate moon cakes festival twice although being irritated by those traditional thing. Furthermore I am very warmly welcome by people that attended as i am so different from other people. I have along my robotic leg and robotic stick with me of course people "hormat" and jealous me lo, new technology bo normal people don't have it or they don't even have chance to use it in their life but i don't feel proud of it instead i feel so "soi"(bad luck) as i have to use my "new technology" for the second time. Apart than that i also been given a "VIP" place to sit and enjoy the show due to my "new technology".


My robotic leg and robotic stick


The V.I.P sit I mention

I was so excited when the show started as when we sit at V.I.P place it is definitely going to be a nice place and if there is ticket sold for sit the V.I.P sit is always very expensive cause it is for very important people and i get to sit it for free. Everything change when the show started as i only get to see this not the show!!!

People blocking me


Our citizen is sooooooo "understanding"


Finally they give me one hole to see the show when it almost ended.
Now i realized why people always say that V.I.P is for very idiot person. I am the idiot one to think that V.I.P is for very important people (Ka Na Sai).......But but but le i still get to enjoy this lantern exhibition other than the show that have been block by people.

1. Dragon vs Fairy tales girl inside the moon.


2. Square lantern with fairy tales girl inside the moon on it


3.Pink Feather lantern


4.Old fashion lantern


5. Kungfu panda lantern


6.Lion dances lantern


7.Dragon & butterfly lantern

Add on: For those friend of mine that care about me due to my leg operation I sincerely thanks you guys here and i really appreciate it. Just to let you know, my leg condition is getting better now and i guess after one more week i will stop using my robotic stick but not my robotic leg.

My leg condition after second operation


On its healing process
Note: Others people that think this picture of my leg is disgusting or ugly please ignore this post.
Quoted by (ke le fei) Alvin

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Spiderman 4 trailer lols!!


You tube presented alot of nice and funny video for all people around the world to see and enjoy nowadays. As for me,(k le fei) Alvin i search video through you tube just to find this Spider man 4 trailer for my friend that is the main owner of this levelxero blog. Ben is one of Spidermen fans and i know that he can't wait to watch this Spiderman 4. So to show the sincerity of the friendship between K le fei Alvin and Benny a.k.a Ben I posted this video just for him. Hope you enjoy Ben.



FAKE Spiderman 4

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Stupid movie director !!lols

Below are picture that show some extraordinary things that occur in different movie show.

Old movie. New watch? Watch it out!


You need to hold the trigger to shoot someone or...?


Hmmm.... aero planes in the Trojan War?


Bows, arrows, ... and cellphones in the olden days?

N here comes I hope everyone's favourite...........

Wow! In those days,... Adidas? Hmmm.... branded Pirate!

but not as stupid as......



Or this...

Just some funny picture to share and entertain you guy. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Valuable Words

Don't hurt Anyone!!!

"It only take a few seconds to hurt people you love,
and it take years to heal"

Live Today!!!

"There are two eternities that can really break you down.
Yesterday and Tomorrow.
One is gone and the other doesn't exist...
so live today!!!"

Marriage!!

"Don't marry a person that you can live with;
only marry someone you can't live without !!"

Money!!!

"Money can buy everything but happiness"

Trust!!!

"It takes years to built trust
and a few second
to destroy it"

Value!!

"What is most valuable is not
what you have in my life
but who you have in your life"

Friends!!!

"Its not the matter of how many friends you have,
its about how much friends are important to you"

Hope this valuable words act as an important reminder for all who read it. Have a nice day ahead. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Is this a True FACTS????


Its this true?? Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin

Monday, September 15, 2008

Pround to be a Sarawakians.

People at the west Malaysia always says that people from Sarawak are ulu people and we live in Caves and above the tree. After reading this post i hope that those people do understand us Sarawakians more.

IGNORANT fellas asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.


This is our Sarawak flags.


This is our symbols, Horn bill bird bird

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
Sarawakians: See this?

You don't know that now everyone can fly???
Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
Sarawakians: I live on trees. Not in trees. ZZZZzzzz

Q: You guys have electricity or not?
Sarawakians: SESCO, mind you.

SESCO building in Kuching

Do we have electricity?
Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go KL?
Sarawakians: I use BUS

Kuching International Airport le don't kidding me!!!
Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
Sarawakians: Seriously You're one stupid idiot!

Try Go la. Use your bus to cross South China Sea la!!!
Q: Over there got what car?
Sarawakians: View below



Which car you want?
Q: Got road or not?
Sarawakians: No road where got car le??? Silly questions..



do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..
Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
Sarawakians: You fail Geography ka?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
Sarawakians: You really SUCKS in Geography

Q: Kuching how big ar?
Sarawakians: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
Sarawakians: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN "JIAOS " lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!?



Q: Sarawak got Malays?
Sarawakians: Erh you got learn HISTORY or not?

our "great" CHIEF MINISTER
Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
Sarawakians: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, YOU BASTARD?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
Sarawakians: No. We used Barter System. WTF!



we practice that. F*CK you if you believed it!

I'm proud to be a Sarawakians. I hope I've just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas. This comics is not originally created by me just that i read this and think its worth to post it here to increase the knowledge of some people that might not know Sarawak well enough. Hope this entertain you all. Quoted by (k le fei) Alvin