Can I have your menu, Sir?

Waiter : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?
Customer : Tea please
Waiter : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Customer : Ceylon tea
Waiter : How would you like it? Black or white?
Customer : white
Waiter : Milk, or fresh cream?
Customer : With milk
Waiter : Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Customer : With cow's milk please.
Waiter : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Customer : Um, I'll just take it black.
Waiter : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Customer : With sugar
Waiter : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Customer : Cane sugar
Waiter : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Customer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Waiter : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Customer : Mineral water
Waiter : Flavored or non-flavored?
Customer : I think I'll just die of thirst